Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: The Joy of Kissing
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Alim 'Fen'Din' Surana ♂
Rating:Â T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Unexpected licking, terrible comparisons
Notes: Elfhole does not understand why anyone, ever, would want to put their mouth on someone else.
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Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: An Interruption
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Karl Thekla ♂, Alim 'Fen'Din' Surana ♂
Rating: M (L2Â N1Â S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: Smut, pranks
Notes: Karl/Anders. Alim thinks he's funny. Mostly because he actually is.
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Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: Blood and Blood Lotus
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Alim 'Fen'Din' Surana ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N1 S0 V2 D2)
Warnings: Kind of a lot of blood, hallucinations, technical difficulties with reality, accidental chemical enhancement, shithead templar
Notes:Â Alim decides he needs to improve upon his face. Anders is not thrilled with this idea, but decides it's better to help than to leave the elf to do it on his own. Mayhem ensues, because when does anything go according to plan?
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Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: An introduction of sorts…
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders, Alim 'Fen'Din' Surana
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Teenage mages, bees, Surana's kind of terrifying
Notes: Alim Surana was not the average elven mage. In fact, it was an act of the First Enchanter that between the talent for necromancy and his … unusual views on the nature of reality, that he hadn't been made Tranquil. Once he introduced himself to Anders, though, win, lose, or sunburst, they'd end up going down in history as the pranksters of Kinloch Hold — not that anyone could prove it.
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Title: Early 80s Hawkes
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: So, this early-80s modern AU thing happened in the middle of a conversation, by which I mean I did a thing. *laughs*
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Title: An Appreciation of Elven Culture
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Theron Mahariel ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L0 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for porn
Notes: And here's Artie engaged in … 'appreciating elven culture'. *laughs*
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Title: Theron – Test
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Theron Mahariel
Rating: G- (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: *points down* Description says it all.
Notes: Theron Mahariel wears frilly smalls. I'm not sorry. *runs*
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 124
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N1 S1 V0 D0)
Warnings: Discussion of internal organs, angst, Hawkewardness
Notes: Artemis, and the art of being not dead.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 123
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Varric ♂, Merrill ♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Fenris ♂, Sebastian ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: There is so much blood in this scene, also unpleasant politics, zero relationship skills and still trying
Notes: Secrets, dirty secrets, and the Champion of Kirkwall.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 122
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Varric ♂, Merrill ♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Fenris ♂, Sebastian ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: It's a war, stabbing, angry magic, death, near-death experiences
Notes: A duel to the death, with an unexpected twist. I'M SPARTACUS.
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