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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 379
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Sebastian ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Elthina ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Keran ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Friendly bludgeoning, a devout death wish
Notes: Preparations begin. Evacuations all around.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 374
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Mice, canon typical violence, demons, mind-control
Notes: Bethany has plans. They include mice, but not demons.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 358
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Varania ♀, Natia Brosca ♀, Gytha ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces, Sebastian is much too drunk for this party, more flagpole jokes
Notes: Sebastian, no! Anton and Anders to the rescue. Natia has her eye on a particular brother.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 357
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Varania ♀, Paivel ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Gytha ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces, Sebastian is much too drunk for this party
Notes: Anton vs. Orlais. Fine elven craftsmanship. The introduction of Andrastian sausage. Varric to the rescue.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 354
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Varania ♀, Paivel ♂, Serendipity ⚧, Gytha ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces
Notes: Paivel annoys Sebastian. Certain parties sneak off to better enjoy the sausage privately.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 339
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Isabela ♀, Sebastian ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Bran Cavin ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: A deal gone sideways. Death, death, and trouble with the locals. Seneschal Bran would kill for an aspirin.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 338
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Isabela ♀, Sebastian ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Blasphemy, magic, dangerous pranks, kidnapping
Notes: A trap is set. Sebastian starts to wonder how he got talked into any of this.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 337
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Isabela ♀, Sebastian ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Discussions of Page Six, why we cannot just stab Velasco, and Sebastian in a dress
Notes: Isabela has some troubles, involving an Antivan pirate of some repute. Sebastian continues to have opinions about both Isabela and Page Six.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 335
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Sebastian ♂, Varric ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: M (L2Â N2 S3 V0Â D1)
Warnings: A reading of some Page Six in all its spicy glory, vaguely founded accusations of hot Hawke-on-Hawke action
Notes: Sebastian realises what he's been hearing and runs to Bethany, who is not nearly as offended as he expects. (The 'Page Six' in this chapter is Brother Mine by Mevima.)
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 334
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Jethann ♂, Meredith ♀, Orsino ♂, Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Sebastian ♂
Rating: M (L2 N3Â S1 V0Â D1)
Warnings: Jethann, shut up Cormac, a reading of some Page Six in all its spicy glory
Notes: A demonstration of why we are thanking Jethann. Later, Sebastian finds himself in Lowtown, with a mission and an uncomfortable situation. (The 'Page Six' in this and the next chapter is Brother Mine by Mevima.)
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