The First Son

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Mar 122015
 

Title: The First Son
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Malcolm Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L1 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Imploding templar.
Notes: Sort of a prequel to Rhapsody in Ass Major, so there are three of Hawke. Warning for gruesome but not terribly explicit application of Crushing Prison. Malcolm Hawke had always expected one of his children would be a mage. It was nearly inescapable, between Leandra's family and himself. But, he hadn't expected this.
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5+1: The Flagpole

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Mar 092015
 

Title: 5+1: The Flagpole
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Hawke ♂, Karl ♂, Nathaniel ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: E (L2 N4 S3 V0 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, smut, prostitution
Notes: Anders isn't just well-hung, he's outrageously hung, and it's actually a problem. (This started as a joke in Rhapsody, and then it got out of hand.)
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If You Blow Chunks and He Comes Back…

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Mar 072015
 

Title: If You Blow Chunks and He Comes Back…
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Hawke♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Vomit. Liek woah. And the internet is for porn, dysfunctional relationships are dysfunctional, Anders has some fucking issues.
Notes: Anders explains to Fenris, over a bottle of Antivan brandy, the critically mortifying circumstances by which he ended up throwing up in Hawke's bed. Fenris is thoroughly entertained. (Established Anders/Hawke and Fenris/Anders, with a bit of ongoing rivalry.)
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Until It Hurts

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Mar 012015
 

Title: Until It Hurts
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, M!Hawke ♂, Carver ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dysfunctional assholes are dysfunctional, the internet is for porn, Carver wants brain bleach, legendary warden stamina, waking the neighbours
Notes: Fenris hasn't been able to figure out what the hell Anders is doing with Hawke. More in the sense of 'why' than 'what', although a little bit of the 'what' answers the 'why'. Anders finally ends up telling the story of the first time he and Hawke did interesting naked things.
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The Spirit of Meow (3/4)

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Feb 212015
 

Title: The Spirit of Meow (3/4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, M!Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Expletives, transformation, nudity
Notes: Ok, so this goes one more… Why does nothing I intend to be three chapters ever stop at three? This is so fucking dysfunctional, I don't even…
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The Spirit of Meow (2/4)

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Feb 212015
 

Title: The Spirit of Meow (2/4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, M!Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Grown-ass men talking to a cat, expletives, cat pee
Notes: It's not a demon! It's a piss spirit! One more chapter. Just one. Lied, it's two. There is strangely little wine in this story, all things considered.
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The Spirit of Meow (1/4)

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Feb 212015
 

Title: The Spirit of Meow (1/4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, M!Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Grown-ass men talking to a cat, expletives
Notes: After Hawke and Anders have been missing for a week, Hawke shows up at Fenris's door with a scrawny, orange cat, begging him to look after the thing, while Anders is away. Fenris reluctantly agrees, and then discovers the cat houses a Fade spirit. Of course, being a cat, it can't speak to him, but they find a way to communicate, sort of, and Fenris finds some comfort in a creature that can't sass him. Then Fenris discovers where Anders went, and the shit hits the fan.
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FUCK PANTS

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Feb 152015
 

Title: FUCK PANTS
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, M!Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Crack, more crack, Justice impressions, dirty jokes, totally inappropriate things happening under the table
Notes: For TumblrMaverikLoki. Worst influence, yo. Paragon of Bad Influence. Justice is strongly opposed to robes, and has been leaving Anders notes on the subject. (I swear that makes more sense in context.) Anders is not a big fan of pants, but Justice keeps rearranging his wardrobe, when he stops paying attention. But, Hawke finds one of those notes, and mayhem ensues. (C'mon, it's me. Of course there's mayhem.)
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Afterthoughts (Something About Mushrooms 4/4)

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Feb 082015
 

Title:  Afterthoughts (Something About Mushrooms 4/4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, M!Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D2)
Warnings: Exhausted Anders is exhausted, purple!Hawke is a little too purple, Fenris reaches through somebody
Notes: Anders is tired. Hawke's a dick. Fenris is not thrilled with any of this.
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