Title: Frozen Pole is Not Your Colour (06/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Butts.
Notes: This was probably a dare. Cormac proves once and for all that mint is not his colour. Yes, that's probably Solas in the background, if you squint.
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Title: Waiting By the Fire (3/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Butts.
Notes: That thing where you're waiting for the husband, down by the fire, but you think you just heard the dog knock something over. Dog, no. :|
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Title: Ribbons Included (2/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dude in ribbons.
Notes: Artie's got terrible plans for the evening. Clearly.
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Title: Orlesian Excellence, Fereldan Charm (1/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: The equivalent of a thong, but less tasteful
Notes: Today in top ten reasons to keep Cormac away from Val Royeaux, Orlesian ideas.
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Title: The Care and Naming of Hawkes: Cormac
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Malcolm Hawke ♂, Leandra Amell ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Malcolm Hawke's A+ parenting, children, children peeing on things, pregnancy/birth
Notes: Among the common people of Ferelden, accidents, disease, and malnutrition frequently end the lives of young children. The tradition, therefore, became to name a healthy child in their second or third year. Malcolm Hawke's second child is due within days, by the time he takes his first to the Chantry, to be named. The tradition continues, and the second takes the nameless place of the first, until it is his turn.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 278
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀, Orana ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: Anders is nobody's master, but none of them quite believe that.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 277
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀, Orana ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: An abundance of elves move into a dilapidated, haunted estate. What could go wrong?
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 275
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Anders ♂, Leliana ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Inappropriate flirtation, politics, canon-typical violence
Notes: Politics, politics, and wild parties some people are sorry they missed, even as others are grateful.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 272
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, red lyrium
Notes: Varric finds what he's looking for. Fenris talks him out of keeping it.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 271
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence from canon-atypical sources
Notes: Things go from interesting to worse. The house stops throwing furniture and starts throwing larger things.
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