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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 92
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Fenris ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Disillusionment
Notes: Family is always so very complicated.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 91
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀
Rating: T (L2 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Magic ass, strange secrets, mage-floors
Notes: Carver learns his brother's strangest secret. Anders teaches Fenris a new trick.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 89
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Face-punching, funeral pyre, excessive drinking
Notes: Anton tries to remember how to exist. A funeral on the beach. Carver jumps to some terrible, but not inaccurate, conclusions.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 88
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Death, necromancy, serial killer, nobody is okay
Notes: The procession. A return to the estate. Sleep.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 86
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L2Â N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for porn, Fenris is pretty flexible
Notes: Artemis has a brand new toy or, well, a slightly used one. Fenris is willing to try again, in light of their engagement.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 85
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Cullen ♂, Sebastian ♂, Leandra Amell ♀
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Goats, nonsense, goat-shit on the nice clean floor, accusations of marriage
Notes: WHOSE GOAT IS THIS? WHY IS THERE A GOAT?
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 82
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Anders has secrets, Cormac is so not okay
Notes: Exeunt. On the road again.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 81
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0Â V2 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, suggestions of mind control, violence, Anders is not ok, Cormac is not much better
Notes: Death! Destruction! GIANT FIREBALLS! A demonstration of why mages are feared.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 80
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L2 N0 S0Â V4 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, suggestions of mind control, violence, exploding heads
Notes: A final decision about Corypheus. More bad news about Malcolm. Cormac makes an extremely bloody point.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 79
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0Â V2 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, suggestions of mind control, violence
Notes: Things progress from unpleasant to less pleasant than that. Artie solves problems. Anton's the wrong colour. Carver is sick of all of you fucks and just wants to go home.
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