Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 205

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Sep 232015
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 205
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Jethann ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀
Rating: M (L3 N3 S3 V0 D1)
Warnings: Put your pants on Anton!, Hawke-on-Hawke action, dick jokes, wagers in poor taste
Notes: A good time was had by many, and not necessarily with the people they'd arrived with.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 204

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Sep 232015
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 204
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Jethann ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀
Rating: T (L2 N2 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Put your pants on Anton!, Hawke-on-Hawke action, dick jokes
Notes: Jethann starts a friendly argument with Anton. The finer sensibilities of Anton's relatives are the first victims.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 203

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Sep 232015
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 203
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂, Varric ♂, Jethann ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Drunken toasts, alcohol-soluble heterosexuality, questionable elvish food, brotherly facepunching
Notes: Supper, toasts, stories about the past. Sebastian is never allowed to get that drunk again.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 199

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Sep 202015
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 199
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀,  Anders ♂,  Merrill ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, demons, extremely literal swording, Cormac's hair, ass-kissing
Notes: A variety of strange revelations, and a few statements of the obvious.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 198

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Sep 202015
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 198
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀,  Anders ♂,  Merrill ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, demons, extremely literal swording
Notes: Demons. Why is it always demons?
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 197

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Sep 202015
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 197
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀,  Anders ♂,  Merrill ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, consensual violence, Cormac has shields for a reason, blood, zombies, the usual
Notes: Yet more throwing Cormac at things that might be trapped!
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 196

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Sep 202015
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 196
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Meredith ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀,  Anders ♂,  Merrill ♀,
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Strongly implied off-camera smut, canon-typical violence, consensual violence, Cormac has shields for a reason
Notes: Cullen is assigned an unusual task. Anders drags his favourite mages into the Undercity in search of a book.
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Adventures in Cuisine Via Hawke: Apples, at Last (6/6)

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Aug 312015
 

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Title: Adventures in Cuisine Via Hawke: Apples, at Last (6/6)
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Fenris ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A few questionable turns of phrase
Notes: Bethany, of course, is once again the sane and sensible Hawke.
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 152

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Jul 312015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 152
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Implied klismaphilia, discussion of future smut; anti-Fereldan sentiment, ANTON NO, BETHY EXTRA NO, too much dog
Notes: Cormac and Anders have an almost-serious conversation. Bethany finds something extremely disappointing in her wardrobe.
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 149

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Jul 312015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 149
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂,  Mia ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂,
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Magic at a templar party, threats of doom
Notes: A demonstration of magic. A demonstration of power. A demonstration of cheesy romance-novel sensibilities.
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