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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 230
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: E (L3 N2 S4 V2 D0)
Warnings: Bloodplay, knifeplay, hot Hawke-on-Hawke action, strongly implied het
Notes: An end to this bloody mess, and then a visit to Isabela.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 229
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L3 N2 S4 V2 D0)
Warnings: Bloodplay, knifeplay, hot Hawke-on-Hawke action
Notes: Artemis finally gets to make his brother bleed for him.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 228
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂, Orana ♀
Rating: M (L3 N2 S2 V0 D0)
Warnings: Cormac opens his mouth, partial nudity, a lot of people staring at Cormac's (clothed) crotch
Notes: Cormac wakes up more dressed than he went to bed. And this is going to take keys to remove.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 226
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂,
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Strong non-explicit implications of past abuse, Fenris has issues
Notes: It's whiskey-serious and it's before noon. Fenris has a favour to ask.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 223
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂,  Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: An awful lot of drunken revelry, mages, Hawkes
Notes: Anton is not nearly drunk enough for this bullshit.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 222
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂,  Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Natia Brosca ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Mild newt-ity, an awful lot of drunken revelry
Notes: A conversation with Hubert. Also, the beginnings of a celebration!
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Title: The Stupid Mage and the Gorgeous Magical Unicorn
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for porn
Notes: Sometimes, you do something stupid, because you're cold, you're horny, and you only live once. Every once in a great while that turns out to actually be a good idea. No actual unicorns were involved in this fic.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 213
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Gamlen ♂, Fenris ♂, Charade ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Totally inappropriate dinner conversation
Notes: Dinner, which gets worse, instead of better.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 212
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Gamlen ♂, Fenris ♂, Charade ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: GAMLEN NO, casual racism and implied homophobia, Andraste's mabari and theological questions about dog farts
Notes: Family dinners are always exciting, especially when the extended family's invited
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 210
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Donnic ♂, Fenris ♂, Gytha ♀, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂, Varric ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Meredith ♀, Varania ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Family arguments, brotherly facepunching
Notes: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for… We said there was a wedding in here, somewhere!
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