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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 261
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Lyrium addiction, PTSD, black humour
Notes: Cullen comes to his senses. Mostly. Sort of. Anton continues to hover and worry.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 260
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Anders ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: PTSD, lyrium withdrawal, black humour
Notes: Cullen returns. All is not well.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 259
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Sibling rivalry, shouting about past sexual conquests, mild slut-shaming, threats of violence
Notes: Slutty Hawke and the Unexpected Whore: yet another game of Wicked Grace
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 258
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Sebastian ♂, Elthina ♀
Rating:Â T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Lyrium withdrawal, religious difficulties
Notes: Cullen gets a surprise visitor. Anton calls upon the Grand Cleric.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 253
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Aveline ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Keran ♂, Donnic ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Aveline finds the source of her problem and solves it. With her sword.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 251
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: M (L2 N3 S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: Black humour, something that could have been angst if it wasn't these two, mild smutting
Notes: Late-night, semi-serious conversation, in bed. Revelations, confessions, everything's not all right, and it never will be, and that's just fine.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 250
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Natia Brosca ♀
Rating:Â T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, sibling rivalry, Cullen wishes he'd stayed in his office
Notes: Anton's quest for dragons in the undercity!
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 249
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, dragon noises
Notes: Word of the Maker's wrath striking the Chantry has spread. Dwarves and dragons are suspected, in the aftermath.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 247
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Meredith ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D0)
Warnings: Anders and Meredith in the same room, past trauma, an awful lot of shouting
Notes: Anton reports to the Knight-Commander. Fenris loses a bet he shouldn't have made.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 246
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke  ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drunken dumbass circle mage
Notes: Ladles and jellyspoons, Emile de Launcet.
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