Title: The Artemeese (Again)
Fandom: Dragon Age, Magelight Chronicles, Legend of Drizzt
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Artemisia ♀, Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad beach party gone wrong
Notes: So, a couple of years ago, I did a wallpaper of Artemis, Artemis, and Artemisia, but it didn't come out as well as I'd hoped. So, now, I have done it again, and it's … less terrible.
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Title: Seaside Santa
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Daylen Amell ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One mage in swimwear
Notes: Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good gift that's less weird than a platypus and also isn't Kevin Bacon.
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Title: Some Kind of Bird Mage
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: almost-bare chest and weird magical booze
Notes: Disney princess Artie is back for another tropical holiday! And like we said in chat, I think this is the absolutely butchest he's ever looked.
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Title: Questions for the Maker
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric of Elmridge ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: side-butt, godawful swimsuit, and platypus
Notes: And to think, he thought ferrets were weird.
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Title: Surprises From Distant Realms
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad rogue
Notes: Anton meets the antipodean answer to nuggalopes.
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Title: His Finer Koala-ties
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Elven assassin in a skimpy mini-dress
Notes: I was so excited to not be contending with non-euclidean koalas, that I forgot to do something about the ear fluff. Either way, the Antipodean deck begins with elves bearing koalas! … and gifts…
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Title: A Gift From the Sea
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Daylen Amell ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Tacky xmas sweater
Notes: Warning: getting stolen by pirates not guaranteed to result in tacky holiday sweaters.
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Title: Not the Bear You're Looking For
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side butt
Notes: …or 'The Inevitable Consequences of Dating in the Hinterlands'. Sorry, no magical bears, this year, just a polar bear.
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Title: Revenge of the Christmas Goose
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric of Elmridge ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad desire demon and tactical assault goose
Notes: It is a snowy Thedosian holiday, and you are a horrible goose.
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Title: Melting the Ice
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Implied nudity? This year's worst image?
Notes: Anton's up to more terrible ideas, this time probably ending in frostbite.
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