Title: A Light in the Deep
Fandom: Shadow Unit
Characters: Chaz Villette ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A technically-nude merman
Notes: So, I think this is the point at which I admit there will never be a better mer!Chaz image than This Fish Will Fuck You Up. Which isn't to say this one's bad — but, it lacks the power of that first one. Not blue enough in the right places. Not red enough, in others.
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Title: The Sight of Blood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N0 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Pool of blood stretching in from offscreen
Notes: As I was clearing out many hundreds of edits in my inbox, I tripped over a delightful comment:
I'd stab at least three Venatori with a spoon to see a certain Templar catch a certain fainty mage all dramatically. Y'know, sickly Orlesian book style.
And Comedy of Assholes readers know there's only one couple they could be talking about. So, I bring you Kinnon absolutely sucking eggs at the sight of blood, in the middle of a major battle, with a very surprised Peryn, in the style of an Orlesian romance cover.
what the fuck am i doing with my life? … … having fun. clearly.
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Title: Pixie Godmother
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Pixie! ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Cleavage
Notes: She of the spreadsheets and the organization, who has all the paperwork and knows all the deadlines, and wishes you did too.
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Title: A Shadowy Figure
Fandom: Vexation of Spirit
Characters: Shadow ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: totally unrealistic shirt draping
Notes: I'm not very funny. His name is Shadow, and he belongs to 
30Mice. Shadow, for those who haven't been following along, is the weirdly adorable cannibal serial killer who showed up recently in Vexation of Spirit. And this picture is awkward as hell, but after a few more, I think I can get him to look right.
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Title: Queen of the Deep
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad mermaid
Notes: Beneath the waves, Bethany would not be a mere princess-consort, but a warrior queen in her own right. (I bet fish don't have stupid rules about mages in politics…) For Kitta.
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Title: Underwater Calvinball Champion
Fandom: Vexation of Spirit
Characters: Alcea Fitzgerald ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad mermaid
Notes: Beach volleyball is for losers. Underwater Calvinball all the way!
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Title: Sharkhunter
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless merman
Notes: MerMay begins with the eater of souls, Leofric of Elmridge, for the Secret Companion. If somebody's gonna hunt large predators in any environment, it's gonna be him. (Which is sort of how he got killed, when you consider it…)
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Title: Drifting in the Current
Fandom: Vexation of Spirit
Characters: Kim of Bedlam ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: I guess it's technically nudity, but he's a fish…
Notes: I really have no excuse for this one. It's merman pinup trash. *laughs*
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Title: Shipwreck Tour Guide
Fandom: Vexation of Spirit
Characters: Gathani ♀
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Mermaid-cyborg wearing nothing but machine parts
Notes: It is MerMay, and I've got at least nine merfolk for you guys, this month! Up first, we've got Gathani, who isn't actually a cyborg in her source material, but she would be, given the opportunity. If I can make her a fish, I can make her a cyborg fish, in the process.
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Title: Moonlight Study
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen Rutherford ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A bit of chest and leg
Notes: For Badger, one daydreaming Templar nerd, by moonlight.
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