Dec 142022
 

Title: The Right Balance of Cakes
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side butt, a lot of thigh
Notes: The number of tarts on that tray was obviously incorrect. Needed to be fixed. Clearly. Of course, replacing one tart with another might not help, Artie…
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Dec 122022
 

Title: The Nuttiest Fruitcake
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke , Mintaka
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side butt. Fruitcake of questionable vintage.
Notes: Anton, with Skyhold's own fruitcake of the ages. (I mean, look, there's pie and a talking hat, if you fall through the floor. I'm sure there's perfectly preserved elvhen fruitcake from before the Veil.)
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Dec 102022
 

Title: Impractical Gifts
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Daylen Amell
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A lot of thigh
Notes: "Look, I'm a mage, I didn't really think about whether they'd fit under the tree…"
Daylen struggles to explain his gifting decisions, probably to his sister.
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Dec 082022
 

Title: Not All Darkness Flees the Light
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric of Elmridge G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless dude showing a lot of thigh
Notes: What's worse than running into Frick in a dark alley? Running into Frick in a well-lit chapel. … probably…
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Dec 062022
 

Title: Sound of the Season
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless elf in a narrow loincloth
Notes: Bells have long been used to chase away evil spirits, near midwinter, and it amuses me to think this might also be true in Thedas. (The implications are a bit of a giggle.)
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