Title: Sixteen Is Too Many
Fandom: Lone Gunmen
Characters: John Byers ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Some wine, a distinct lack of proper dress
Notes: The biggest pain in the ass is sticking sixteen whole cloves in every orange that goes into the pot with the wine.
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Title: It's Good For What Ails You
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: There's an awful lot of wine
Notes: Do I mean Artie? Do I mean wine? Let's go with yes. Yeah, I know, every year y'all vote in Artie, and every year I give him wine.
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Title: Cool Mint
Fandom: Lone Gunmen
Characters: Richard Langly ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Terrible xmas boxer shorts and nothing else
Notes: You voted this nerd into the top five, now you get to put up with trashy nerd pinups, all through the holiday season! First up, the inevitable candy canes in a new and surprisingly SFW configuration.
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Title: Who Needs Elves?
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Nathaniel Howe ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Vintage swimsuit Warden
Notes: Nate and his, er, platypus helpers, who are much more enthused about this holiday than the local Dalish.
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Title: A Holiday for Schmooples
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leliana ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Vintage swimsuit, bad impressions of Australia
Notes: I couldn't really say I'd misused Australia without a completely misplaced kangaroo, but they seem to be popular on xmas cards, so I feel somewhat justified adding one here. Have some Leliana Claus, now with nugs, kangaroo, and cockatoo.
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Title: A Hawke and Other Birds
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: One shirtless mage boozing it up
Notes: Ain't no party like a Hawke beach party! Somebody get this mage another drink.
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Title: A Surprise Platypus
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Vintage swimsuit mage
Notes: Which is obviously the second best kind of platypus, but the Golden Platypus didn't get enough votes, this year. Santa Kinnon still approves.
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Title: Gifts for the Antipodeans
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Vintage swimsuit elf
Notes: At least two of you suggested Antipodean Xmas as a theme, and after looking up some Aussie xmas cards, I proceeded to demonstrate I know nothing about Australia. (Next year, we're gonna do bad things to New Zealand, if I can find a damn pohutukawa model and some more freaky parrots.)
So, here's Zevran dressed up as one of a southern Santa's elves! (Santa and Mrs Claus will… sort of be making appearances…)
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Title: Unconvincing Cookies
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Nathaniel Howe ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: Nate's good with all the presents, but maybe Commander Amell shouldn't be allowed to bake…
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Title: The Hand of Heaven
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leliana ♀
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: Nugs and murder! What more do you need? Divine Victoria does a casual day.
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