Title: Who Needs Reindeer?
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: Sure as hell not this Hawke. A response to Theron's insistently Orlesian celebrations of years gone by.
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Title: A Gift From the Maker
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: Strange Fereldans in snowy places? Sounds like neither Tuesday nor Kirkwall! Peryn better find his present soon…
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Title: The Fanciest Sweater
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: Y'all suggested Christmas sweaters, so the next five are fantastically sweatery! Here's Zevran showing off his halla sweater to an unimpressed halla.
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Title: Goose (n.) vs Goose (v.)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Nathaniel Howe ♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Side butt, getting bit by a goose, and yes that goes where you think it does
Notes: Leliana has let a goose get loose, and you all knew this was going to happen eventually.
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Title: The Keeper of the Geese
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leliana ♀, A Horrible Goose
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: C'mon, if somebody was keeping horrible geese in Skyhold, we all know who it would be.
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Title: The Goose That Came to Dinner
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Wine and miniskirts
Notes: One goose, one Hawke, and a great deal of wine.
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Title: A Pair of Geese
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One scantily clad mage
Notes: One horrible, one silly, both part of this disaster.
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Title: Stealing From a Thief
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side butt
Notes: It is a lovely holiday in Thedas, and you are a horrible goose. But, don't get caught stealing sweets from the Crow.
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Title: Winter's Bite
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Nathaniel Howe ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Ya boi wearing a thong and some plants
Notes: Nathaniel, with holly leaves and lyrium.
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Title: The Deadliest Flowers
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leliana ♀
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side butt, mild cleavage
Notes: Not really, but poinsettias are definitely toxic. Leliana, on the other hand, is probably deadlier than any plant.
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