Title: Most Wanted Jutsu (2/2)
Co-author: Supermadichan
Characters: Hagane Kotetsu, Kamizuki Izumo, Gekkou Hayate, Shiranui Genma
Rating:Â E
Warnings: Expletives, referenced sex.
Notes: Still pure crack, now with extra GenHaya.
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Title: Most Wanted Jutsu! (1/2)
Co-author: Supermadichan
Characters: Hagane Kotetsu, Kamizuki Izumo, Gekkou Hayate, Shiranui Genma
Rating:Â E
Warnings: Rough anal sex, boys having said anal sex, silly and impractical application of healing chakra, Hayate coughing up yucky shit, Izumo's reserve of come which is totally proof that he swallows syrup capture field jutsu (because it's so enough to warrant a warning)
Notes: Pure crack, no apologies. I blame the innumerable 'healing sexx0rs' rants on ffrant.
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Title: Symbiotic Lust
Co-author: Supermadichan
Characters: Gekkou Hayate, Shiranui Genma
Rating:Â E
Warnings: Yaoi, expletives.
Notes: Yes, this is all physically possible. I promise. It is, however, somewhat painful if you're not used to doing it.
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Title: The Bamboo Oroborus
Characters: Shiranui Genma
Rating: G-
Warnings: None.
Notes: I'm not real fucking happy with this one, but I haven't written these in a while. I should back down and write a few that don't matter, first, then maybe I'll do a second cut of this one.
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Title: Synæsthetics: The First and Second Series
Rating: T
Warnings: None, really.
Notes: These are (or were) all friends of mine. Yes, I will write more, and each will get its own entry. I cannot write these on command, unless I know the person pretty goddamn well. I also intend to do a Naruto minor characters series, just because I'm way too easily amused. (Note: Only one of those last ever happened —#19.)
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Title: Ars(e) Poetica
Rating: M.
Warnings: Teen angst, flagrant sonnet abuse, gratuitous cow-irker abuse
Notes: These are (almost) all the sonnets I've written since I was seventeen. Some of them are awesome, some of them suck royal powdered donkey ass. You decide. As of this moment — December 2010 — I'm finally looking at maybe getting a book out, next year. These and some illustrations by Franko the Magnificent.
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Title: Corybantic Dance (Chapter 3)
Co-author: Haya
Characters: Gekkou Hayate, Shiranui Genma, Namiashi Raidou, Hagane Kotetsu, Kamizuki Izumo, Mitarashi Anko, Yamashiro Aoba
Rating: T
Warnings: Pure crack, implications of violence, expletives
Notes: We saw many High School Alternate Universes. They were all poorly written. We decided to change that. Eventual GenHaya and KoIzu. Ywain is horrified at the wordcount of this chapter.
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Title: Four Days of Fangirls: Day One
Characters: Shiranui Genma, Gekkou Hayate, Uzuki Yuugao, Deidara
Rating:Â E
Warnings: Expletives, fangirls, gratuitous Genma abuse.
Notes: Commissioned by Haya. Yeah, yeah. I'm working.
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Title: Birthday Cake!
Co-author: Haya
Characters: Shiranui Genma, Gekkou Hayate, Kamizuki Izumo, Hagane Kotetsu, Namiashi Raidou, Yamashiro Aoba
Rating:Â E
Warnings: Yaoi, rough sex, expletives
Notes: It's about Hayate's birthday, but it's a birthday gift for Genma.
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