Title: Saltwater Sass Mage
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-fish, half-mage, half-shirt
Notes: Artie, for the Secret Companion. It is clearly an error on my part that we have not had any deep-sea Artemis until this point, but this month, we've got two Artemeese!
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Title: Soon to be Empty
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Half elf, half fish, no shirt. I don't know what that's a glass of, but it sure is purple.
Notes: I'm sure I was making jokes about psionics and fluid dispersal while I was working on this, but now I remember none of them. Suffice to say the glass is no longer full.
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Title: Lion of the Deep
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen Rutherford ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Your favourite Knight-Captain, but as a fish.
Notes: I wonder if lions are grand fictional horrors, if one lives under the sea, like sailors tell tales of krakens and sea serpents… Anyway, here's Cullen, for our Badger.
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Title: A Shell of a Mage
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂,
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-mage, half-fish, no shirt
Notes: Kinnon, for Earl Greyer, lounging in a pile of very large shells. And I think to myself, is this like dragonbone for the surface folk? And now I'm going to be lost in consideration of giant sea creatures…
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Title: A Pretty Lure
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-elf, half-fish, half shirt
Notes: Ladles and jellyspoons, it's MerMay. And what does the poll say? You absolute lunatics have asked for the finest fish of the underdark. My co-author Maverik did a memorable lanternfish!Jarlaxle a few years back, so I'm sticking with the theme, here, or at least the lantern.
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Title: Wine Dad: Easter Edition
Fandom: Magelight Chronicles
Characters: Noctis ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: As indicated in the title, wine is had here
Notes: For our Birb, the doctor and his Easter no-longer-eggs, likely a gift from the goat cousin.
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Title: Shitpost Venus
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: John Byers ♂
Rating: M N3 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: There's cloth in most of the right places, but not all of them
Notes: You saw this coming. You had to have seen this coming. Shit, I had to make sure I hadn't done it before. Anyway, yes, I did spend two days staring at Botticelli's Birth of Venus for this one, and no, it's not The Same, for a lot of reasons, not least the eggshell. (But, I spent way too long capturing that mostly vacant expression.)
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Title: Breakfast Bun
Fandom: Autumn Grove
Characters: Micah Kirklund ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One cursed chef, scantily clad. Some side-butt.
Notes: The bunny ears are cheap, but the food is good. Micah, for An Badger.
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Title: The Man, The Myth, The… Bunny?
Fandom: Lone Gunmen
Characters: Richard Langly ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings:
Notes: Do not underestimate what this dumbass will do for a story.Â
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Title: The Prophet's Ashes
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fen'Din Surana ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side-butt. He's not actually naked, the fire's just in the way of the loincloth.
Notes: Easter? Necromancy? Oh, you know where this is going! Fen'Din makes an attempt on the supposed ashes of Andraste. (As we've joked in the past, if all those ashes were Andraste, she must've been a dragon.) For Kye, because NYAAA, which is absolutely a reason.
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