J Edgar Becomes a Perpetual Motion Turbine in His Grave

Title: J Edgar Becomes a Perpetual Motion Turbine in His Grave
Fandom: Shadow Unit
Characters: Dan Brady ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Gay superman, but with less bodysuit and more necktie. Nothing you wouldn't see at the beach
Notes: Birb and I were joking he must have gotten called into work in the middle of a Pride parade, because there's no way in hell he'd be caught dead in that within forty blocks of the Hoover building otherwise.