Title: Theron's Pickled DEEZ NUTZ
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless elf in shorts
Notes: For Kye. This all started with a line about Theron's pickled walnuts, and it all went downhill from there, at the last party. And yes, that weird brownish green is what pickled walnuts look like when they're about half done.
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Title: Don't Lick It
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One man in a well-draped sheet
Notes: Peryn for Earl. He might need the reminder not to get any of that shiny stuff in his mouth.
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Title: Assumptions Unravelled
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Low-hanging loincloth
Notes: You can't sneak up on a profoundly skilled psion. The door is behind you, do let it hit you in the ass on your way out.
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Title: The Fortress Gate
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One scantily clad swordy barbarian
Notes: For Badger, Carver standing at the entrance to some ancient fortress in the Hinterlands.
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Title: A New God's Old Tricks
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Iblis ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Best described as 'booty shorts'
Notes: Sometimes, an assassination requires a bit of distraction, first, and let it never be said his holy bureaucrattitude isn't up to the job.
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Title: The Weight of Nothing Overhead
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless drow
Notes: The votes are in, and y'all gave me 'Salt-Mining the Underdark', so it's gonna be salty drow all month, plus this somewhat less salty drow. 'OMG,' you say, 'why is a drow out in the sun? They can't see in sunlight!' Which, yes, but also A) you can't see his other eye and B) it's Jarlaxle, and I promise there are magic items for exactly that.
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Title: The Ghost of Your Auntie Is Right by Your Side
Fandom: Scarlet Hollow
Characters: Alexandra Scarlet ♀, Haven Scarlet â™…, Tubbs ⚪
Rating: G- ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Haven smokes
Notes: That feeling when your auntie comes back from the dead and she looks younger than you… And no, I'm not sorry if you have Railway Shoes stuck in your head for the rest of the week.
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Title: The Poet's Keeper
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kalli Tabris ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Theron's scantily clad and sluttily posed
Notes: For the Secret Companion, two elves for the price of one, this month! The Bane of Denerim and her… charming husband, Hahren Shem-Tamer.
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Title: A Moonlit Shore
Fandom: Magelight Chronicles
Characters: Mocker â™…
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Beer and booty shorts
Notes: Mocker enjoying a bit of solitude and a stretch of moonlit shore.
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Title: On the Edge of Civilisation
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Raleigh Samson ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Some side-butt
Notes: Yeah, okay, a lot of Samson lately… Have to get used to looking at him, so I can figure out what the fuck I'm doing with the red lyrium. So, yeah, enjoy it while you can, if you're into that sort of thing.
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