Shitpost Venus

Title: Shitpost Venus
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: John Byers ♂
Rating: M N3 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: There's cloth in most of the right places, but not all of them
Notes: You saw this coming. You had to have seen this coming. Shit, I had to make sure I hadn't done it before. Anyway, yes, I did spend two days staring at Botticelli's Birth of Venus for this one, and no, it's not The Same, for a lot of reasons, not least the eggshell. (But, I spent way too long capturing that mostly vacant expression.)