The Spirit of Meow (1/4)

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Feb 212015
 

Title: The Spirit of Meow (1/4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, M!Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Grown-ass men talking to a cat, expletives
Notes: After Hawke and Anders have been missing for a week, Hawke shows up at Fenris's door with a scrawny, orange cat, begging him to look after the thing, while Anders is away. Fenris reluctantly agrees, and then discovers the cat houses a Fade spirit. Of course, being a cat, it can't speak to him, but they find a way to communicate, sort of, and Fenris finds some comfort in a creature that can't sass him. Then Fenris discovers where Anders went, and the shit hits the fan.
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Unusual Configurations (13/21)

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Feb 152015
 

Title: Unusual Configurations (13/21)
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Nephele ♀, Frego ♂, the Collector ♂
Rating: E (L0 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for… Oh, yes. Porn.
Notes: For y!GallerySargantas. This seriously took me like two weeks, and I'm still not quite happy with it. I also totally skipped twelve, because that was even less pleasing. I just can't seem to get into a groove with this series, for some reason. I might jump ahead to the fight sequence, just to shake things up.
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FUCK PANTS

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Feb 152015
 

Title: FUCK PANTS
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, M!Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Crack, more crack, Justice impressions, dirty jokes, totally inappropriate things happening under the table
Notes: For TumblrMaverikLoki. Worst influence, yo. Paragon of Bad Influence. Justice is strongly opposed to robes, and has been leaving Anders notes on the subject. (I swear that makes more sense in context.) Anders is not a big fan of pants, but Justice keeps rearranging his wardrobe, when he stops paying attention. But, Hawke finds one of those notes, and mayhem ensues. (C'mon, it's me. Of course there's mayhem.)
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Shitty Fanart du Jour (Anders)

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Feb 082015
 

Title: Shitty Fanart du Jour (Anders)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: This is shit, and I know it
Notes: Modern-fantasy AU Anders. I see him as a graduate student in either pharmacy or poli-sci. Never sleeps. Drinks coffee until he shakes. Is magically able to string a decent sentence together after six days awake. Loves Chemlab, FLA, and Talking Heads. Forgets to eat until the cat demands to be fed. Honestly, I hate everything about this image except the pose and his shirt. On the other hand, I only blew about four hours on it.
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Afterthoughts (Something About Mushrooms 4/4)

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Feb 082015
 

Title:  Afterthoughts (Something About Mushrooms 4/4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, M!Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D2)
Warnings: Exhausted Anders is exhausted, purple!Hawke is a little too purple, Fenris reaches through somebody
Notes: Anders is tired. Hawke's a dick. Fenris is not thrilled with any of this.
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Get the Fuck Out of Bed, Abomination (Something About Mushrooms 3/4)

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Feb 082015
 

Title:  Get the Fuck Out of Bed, Abomination (Something About Mushrooms 3/4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D2)
Warnings: Terrible ideas, hallucinations, mild angst, awkward conversations
Notes: Darktown is less scary, when you're tripping so hard no one will come near you. On the other hand, the healer is a whole lot more terrifying when you can't seem to control your mouth.
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There Are No Giant Spiders in Hightown (Something About Mushrooms 2/4)

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Feb 082015
 

Title:  There Are No Giant Spiders in Hightown (Something About Mushrooms 2/4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D2)
Warnings: Expletives, corpse-mushrooms, worse ideas, hallucinations
Notes: Fenris creeps the shit out of himself, blames mages.
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The Mages Are To Blame (Something About Mushrooms 1/4)

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Feb 082015
 

Title:  The Mages Are To Blame (Something About Mushrooms 1/4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Expletives, corpse-mushrooms, bad ideas
Notes: This is Mav's fault. I'm not even sorry. Fenris decides to put the floor-mushrooms to use. Unfortunately, he misjudges quite what kind of mushrooms he's dealing with. Mayhem ensues.
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Don't Mind Him. He's… Antivan. (5/5)

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Feb 042015
 

Title: Don't Mind Him. He's… Antivan. (5/5)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran ♂, Anders ♂, M!Surana (Lucien) ♂
Rating: E (L4 N4 S4 V1 D0)
Warnings: References to past trauma, naked dudes doing naked things, the internet is for porn, dirty mage tricks, electricity play, cats being cats, nauseating romantic goo
Notes: Porn. It's four goddamn thousand words of porn. Zevran/Anders/M!Surana. Anders sandwich, which may be my new favourite kind of sandwich.
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Don't Mind Him. He's… Antivan. (4/5)

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Feb 042015
 

Title: Don't Mind Him. He's… Antivan. (4/5)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: E (L4 N4 S4 V1 D0)
Warnings: Fun with scars, references to past trauma, naked dudes doing naked things, the internet is for porn
Notes: FINALLY SOMEONE GETS NAKED! Actually, two someones get naked. And there is a bit of fun with scars, some pointed remarks, and some truly terrible flirtation. I should probably apologise for cutting this short, but there is somewhere this story would like to get, and it's pulling so hard I'm having trouble filling in the spaces between.
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