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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 91
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀
Rating: T (L2 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Magic ass, strange secrets, mage-floors
Notes: Carver learns his brother's strangest secret. Anders teaches Fenris a new trick.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 90
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: The internet is for porn, GOAT NO, horseradish jokes
Notes: A delightful afternoon in the garden with Anton and Cullen.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 89
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Face-punching, funeral pyre, excessive drinking
Notes: Anton tries to remember how to exist. A funeral on the beach. Carver jumps to some terrible, but not inaccurate, conclusions.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 88
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Death, necromancy, serial killer, nobody is okay
Notes: The procession. A return to the estate. Sleep.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 87
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Leandra Amell ♀, Anders ♂
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Death, necromancy, serial killer, nobody is okay
Notes: White lilies at the door.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 86
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L2Â N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for porn, Fenris is pretty flexible
Notes: Artemis has a brand new toy or, well, a slightly used one. Fenris is willing to try again, in light of their engagement.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 85
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Cullen ♂, Sebastian ♂, Leandra Amell ♀
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Goats, nonsense, goat-shit on the nice clean floor, accusations of marriage
Notes: WHOSE GOAT IS THIS? WHY IS THERE A GOAT?
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 84
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4Â V0 D0)
Warnings: Hot Hawke-on-Hawke action, consensual violence, breathplay
Notes: Cormac made a promise to Artemis. And he never goes back on his promises. (It's about eight thousand words of hot Hawke-on-Hawke action. You're welcome.)
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 83
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Sebastian ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0Â V2 D0)
Warnings: Mistakes, face-punching, half a duel
Notes: Meanwhile, back in Kirkwall… Sebastian is a blithering idiot. Cullen is dreadfully confused.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 82
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Anders has secrets, Cormac is so not okay
Notes: Exeunt. On the road again.
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