Jul 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 143
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anders , Fenris , Jethann
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Anders has some issues, drinking to remember, suicidal stupidity, referenced past abuse
Notes: And this is why Anders doesn't drink so much, any more…
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Jul 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 142
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Carver Hawke , Anders , Aveline , Donnic , Cullen , Fenris , Isabela , Merrill , Varric , Jethann , Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2  N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Tasteless jokes, heavy drinking, Cullen's abject inability to dance
Notes: The night before the wedding, Anton throws a wild party.
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Jul 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 141
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen , Mia , Artemis Hawke , Fenris ,  Anders , Sandal
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Shouting, disgruntled siblings, magical experiments
Notes: An end to some difficulties.
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Jul 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 140
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ,  Anders , Merrill
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Angry shouting in Elvish, maybe an 'elven culture' joke
Notes: This eluvian is pining for the fjords!
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Jul 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 139
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen , Anton Hawke , Meredith
Rating: M (L2 N2 S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: ANTON NO, Anton yes!, this is why we don't sneak into the Knight-Commander's office, the internet is for porn
Notes: Particular Hawkes might wish to become more particular about their choices of closets.
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Jul 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 138
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen , Carver Hawke , Anton Hawke
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Carver is a jerk, Anton is irrepressibly absurd and obscene, Isabela writes Arishok porn and leaves it in weird places
Notes: The art of being Knight-Captain. A Cullen-centric interlude.
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Jul 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 137
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders , Fenris , Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke
Rating: E (L2 N2 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for porn
Notes: Perhaps a little more awesome and a little less murder than Cormac and Artemis anticipated.
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Jul 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 136
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders , Fenris
Rating: E (L2 N2 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for porn
Notes: This wasn't what they'd meant to do at all, but it seemed foolish to stop, when they were already halfway through.
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Jul 162015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 135
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke , Anders , Fenris
Rating: T (L2 N0 S2 V0 D0)
Warnings: Fenris and Anders may not be killing each other but it doesn't mean they have to like it, flirting, groping, questionable decisions
Notes: Things go from Bethany to worse.
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Jul 162015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 134
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anders , Fenris
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Fenris and Anders may not be killing each other but it doesn't mean they have to like it, Anders cites some gross-out moments from the tower, discussions of Cormac's toys, flirting
Notes: More explorations of Tevinter history and commentary on some more personal history.
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