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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 125
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: A glass of wine and some interesting dinner table conversation.
Notes: A surprise visit from an old friend.
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Title: Sandwich Meat
Fandom: N/A
Characters: The Collector ♂, Frego ♂, Nephele ♀
Rating: M (L0 N3 S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for porn.
Notes: For 
Sargantas.
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Title: Brotherly Love: 9:23 Dragon
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Malcolm Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4Â V0 D1)
Warnings: Smut, prostitutes, gambling, ridiculous drunkenness
Notes: Cormac's 20, Artie's 18, Anton's 16 (and such a dick). Drunk in public, pantsless in public, picked up by the guard.
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Title: Brotherly Love: 9:22 Dragon
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4Â V2 D1)
Warnings: A prank involving pheromones, unrelated smut, ridiculous drunkenness
Notes: Cormac is 19, Artie's 17, Anton's 15. Antagonizing the livestock. One slightly-used and misused paramour.
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Title: Brotherly Love: 9:20 Dragon
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: BEEEEES!, slightly less than entirely brotherly
Notes: Cormac's 17, Artie's 15. Don't poke the hornets. (For anyone reading Rhapsody, this is a month or two after Artie caught Cormac in the barn.)
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Title: Brotherly Love: 9:19 Dragon
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Threats of violence, teenage arrogance
Notes:Â Cormac's 16, Artie's 14. And then there were elves.
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Title: Brotherly Love: 9:16 Dragon
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: You'd be concerned, if there weren't four more parts in this series.
Notes: Cormac's 13, Artie's 11. Gentlemen, you're mages. There's a better way to do this.
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Title: Brotherly Love: 9:14 Dragon
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: BEEEES!
Notes: Cormac's 11, Artie's 9. Artie, please don't scare the shit out of your brother…
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Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: The Year We Wanted to Forget
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Alim 'Fen'Din' Surana ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0Â V1 D0)
Warnings: Strong suggestions of abuse, Anders is not okay, BEEEEES
Notes: Awkward placement. Number Six actually comes immediately before this chapter, but it stands alone in the Rhapsody series. Note also that Because Rhapsody ™, we break with canon on when Karl was sent to Kirkwall.
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Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: The Wage(r)s of Sin
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Alim 'Fen'Din' Surana ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Autofellatio, exhibitionism/voyeurism
Notes: A stupid wager and a gift for a friend.
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