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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 226
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂,
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Strong non-explicit implications of past abuse, Fenris has issues
Notes: It's whiskey-serious and it's before noon. Fenris has a favour to ask.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 225
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Varric ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Angsty past gets weirder
Notes: Varric comes bearing news for Fenris. This news goes over rather like a lead brick.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 224
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A comedy of dildoes
Notes: The Gazette is full of dragon stories, this week. Even Page Six.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 223
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂,  Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: An awful lot of drunken revelry, mages, Hawkes
Notes: Anton is not nearly drunk enough for this bullshit.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 222
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂,  Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Natia Brosca ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Mild newt-ity, an awful lot of drunken revelry
Notes: A conversation with Hubert. Also, the beginnings of a celebration!
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 221
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂, Natia Brosca ♀
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Adventures in dragon-butchering, actually kind of gross
Notes: The carving of a great deal of meat. Dragon meat.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 220
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂, Natia Brosca ♀
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Adventures in dragon-butchering, consensual broken ribs
Notes: Magical theory and the art of disassembling a dragon.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 218
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂, Natia Brosca ♀
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, dragon-related whoopass, not actually blood magic
Notes: A great lot of stabbing and some very unusual magic. Perhaps not the best day to be a dragon.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 218
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂, Natia Brosca ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, dragon-related whoopass
Notes: There's trouble in the mines. This is not the day Cullen wanted to have.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 217
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂, Natia Brosca ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Brotherly crotch-kicking
Notes: Cullen gets sent along on an expedition to the Bone Pit, in search of the demons and blood mages Meredith expects are responsible for the constant troubles in the area. Fortunately, the Hawkes already have business up there.
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