Title: Claimed
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating:Â T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Ridiculous semi-nude dudes, scalemail bikini
Notes: Guess who tripped over some traditional fantasy barbarian and girl poses? Oh, this guy. This is shit, and I know it, but I'm tired of looking at it. Spent most of a day on this, just for a laugh.
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Title: Dalish Barbarian AU (1-4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Theron Mahariel ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dudes being ridiculous
Notes: maverikloki's Artemis Hawke, on the ground, and our collective Theron Mahariel, done up like a barbarian in lacy smalls. I feel like this should be the cover of one of Varric's novels. Assume Tabris is off camera cracking rude jokes with Fenris.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 215
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Meredith♀, Orsino ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Politics, genuinely unpleasant sentiments
Notes: Anton speaks well, but Elthina still has to come out and break things up.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 214
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Meredith♀, Orsino ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Politics, genuinely unpleasant sentiments
Notes: Orsino starts some shit. Meredith objects. The Hawkes have never been very good at shutting up.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 213
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Gamlen ♂, Fenris ♂, Charade ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Totally inappropriate dinner conversation
Notes: Dinner, which gets worse, instead of better.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 212
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Gamlen ♂, Fenris ♂, Charade ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: GAMLEN NO, casual racism and implied homophobia, Andraste's mabari and theological questions about dog farts
Notes: Family dinners are always exciting, especially when the extended family's invited
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 210
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Donnic ♂, Fenris ♂, Gytha ♀, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂, Varric ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Meredith ♀, Varania ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Family arguments, brotherly facepunching
Notes: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for… We said there was a wedding in here, somewhere!
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 209
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂, Varric ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀, Varania ♀
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D1)
Warnings: Cormac-typical violence, blood and guts
Notes: Hawke wedding disasters, volume two. Fire and mayhem.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 208
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂, Varric ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀, Gytha ♀, Orana ♀, Varania ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, dad jokes, brotherly ribbing
Notes: Artie, stop tidying things into oblivion. You're supposed to be getting married.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 207
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Subtly smutty humour, a bit of a scare, corpse jokes
Notes: Bethany saves Cullen from a very elfy fate.
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