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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 285
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, discussions of sharing the Hawke ass
Notes: A great lot of trouble is made. Stabbing, and then offers of … stabbing.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 284
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, dead varterral, broken nose, a conversation that includes Zevran and Isabela
Notes: Turning from the brutal dangers of ancient Elvhenan to the delightful dangers of Antiva.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 283
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Spider guts, canon-typical violence, CORMAC NO
Notes: More elves, and the return of an ancient elven horror.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 282
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, Isabela talks, Theron isn't much of an improvement
Notes: Herein begins a quest to find a certain elven assassin of certain notoriety.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 281
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Varania ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Small children, sibling rivalry, a discussion of corsetry
Notes: Varania is reunited with her elflets. Cormac is there to make everything comedic and horrifying.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 280
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Small children, brotherly love, lots of drool, Artemis is not happy with this situation
Notes: Little elfy drool-beasts. One amused Hawke. One distressed Hawke. Fenris making spooked cat faces.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 279
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀, Orana ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: "Welcome to Kirkwall. I envy those of you who didn't understand a word of that."
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Title: Orange and Spice (22/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A tasteful velvet thong
Notes: Artie's decided there's not enough spice in the wine. Sober!Him is going to be terribly displeased at the excess of mulling spice and dribbles of wine on everything.
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Title: Are Stockings All You're Stuffing? (17/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dude
Notes: Artie's got some ideas on how he'd like to spend the rest of the evening, and just maybe some of them have manifested into items in that sock on the mantel.
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Title: Wrapping Presents (12/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dude
Notes: A few drinks, and it was time to wrap some presents and unwrap others…
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