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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 117
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Varric ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Unhealthily strong nationalist sentiments, bandits, stabbing bandits
Notes: Some troubles with the Bone Pit. Cormac is not thrilled with any of this.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 116
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Serendipity ⚧, Jethann ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Misunderstandings, Fereldan jokes, Anton's garden of delights
Notes: 'Maker's … I am not allowed to put an expletive in this sentence': the Hawke-filled adventures of Ser Cullen Rutherford. PUT DOWN THE PEN, VARRIC!
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 112
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Aveline ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: A great lot of stabbing malevolent Qunari and other villainous parties
Notes: The relic has been found. Anton was really hoping things wouldn't go that way, but he's not surprised.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 111
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Isabela has opinions, don't pour pee on people Fenris, ass-pirates and swording jokes
Notes: Isabela has a problem, and Anton's determined to solve it, even if it means invoking Aveline's displeasure.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 108
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N1 S2 V0 D1)
Warnings: Quit peeing on things Anton, gross mating rituals
Notes: This is why we don't pee on statues. Also, a crown of lime.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 107
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: M (L2Â N0 S3 V0 D1)
Warnings: Questionable choices in fashion, questionable choices in semi-public places, QUESTIONABLE CHOICES — IT'S THE HAWKE WAY, serious conversations while secretly getting laid
Notes: Mistakes and secrets. CULLEN NO.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 106
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V1 D1)
Warnings: Smut, consensual violence, you can say WHAT in Tevene, breathplay, Fenris is not ok
Notes: Artie's in a bit of a state. Fenris solves this problem. ANTON NO.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 105
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S2 V0 D1)
Warnings: Heart-fondling, subtle dehumanising/rehumanising
Notes: Conversations on lyrium crafting. Cormac is surprisingly neither pale nor whiny.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 104
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S2 V0 D1)
Warnings: Unfortunate implications, heart-fondling, ANTON STOP PEEING ON THINGS
Notes: Aveline gets her toenails painted. Artemis avoids getting squished by a golem, for all the wrong reasons.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 103
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: None
Notes: Unexpected guests. Old… 'friends'. Mayhem ensues.
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