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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 106
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V1 D1)
Warnings: Smut, consensual violence, you can say WHAT in Tevene, breathplay, Fenris is not ok
Notes: Artie's in a bit of a state. Fenris solves this problem. ANTON NO.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 105
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S2 V0 D1)
Warnings: Heart-fondling, subtle dehumanising/rehumanising
Notes: Conversations on lyrium crafting. Cormac is surprisingly neither pale nor whiny.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 104
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S2 V0 D1)
Warnings: Unfortunate implications, heart-fondling, ANTON STOP PEEING ON THINGS
Notes: Aveline gets her toenails painted. Artemis avoids getting squished by a golem, for all the wrong reasons.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 103
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: None
Notes: Unexpected guests. Old… 'friends'. Mayhem ensues.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 102
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N1 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Corsetry, chest hair, knob jokes
Notes: Cullen is not entirely comfortable in this corset. The Hawkes, however, are undisturbed.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 101
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Corset shopping
Notes: Anton is having a party. Cullen is having heart failure.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 98
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂,
Rating: E (L2 N2 S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: All of these flowers mean the same thing, hot Hawke-on-Hawke action
Notes: Talk of another celebration. Cormac loses a bet to the wrong brother.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 96
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Questionable commentary on innumerable things
Notes: A conclusion. A solution. A return.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 95
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: M (L2 N3 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Knob jokes, strip Grace, absurd and obscene objects
Notes: Wicked Grace, now with the Knight-Captain, who has so very little to lose, but loses it so very well.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 94
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Goat shit, knob jokes
Notes: More goat. Anton's got a bad plan. Aveline's got a terrible plan. Maker forgive us all…
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