Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 16

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Apr 062015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 16
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Zero relationship skills, almost violence, ugly relationship issues
Notes: Artemis makes a minor miscalculation. Fenris makes an actual mistake. This is the angst chapter of angst and angst. If you don't like angsty cliffhangers, there's more fluff due tomorrow, with Anton and Cullen.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 15

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Apr 062015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 15
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:  Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Fereldan food is terrible, Cullen has no idea what he's doing, no one is drunk enough for Anton
Notes: Some lovely, fluffy Anton/Cullen.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 13

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Apr 062015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 13
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:  Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Dead slavers, sewers, dick jokes, zero relationship skills, Cormac is still fucked up, Artemis isn't much better
Notes: Dick jokes. Anders is talented in the strangest ways. A semi-permanent installation of the cellar-apostate.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 12

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Apr 062015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 12
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:  Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Dead slavers, sewers, dick jokes, zero relationship skills, Cormac is still fucked up, Artemis isn't much better
Notes: A matter of keys. Signs of affection, among broody death elves. A distinct lack of Anders.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 11

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Apr 062015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 11
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:  Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Serendipity ⚧, Leandra Amell ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Artemis is not screwed in straight, Cormac is not okay, decaying corpses, dead slavers, sewers, dick jokes
Notes: The cleaning of the cellar begins. You knew this was coming.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 6

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Apr 062015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 6
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2  N1 S2 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drinking, partying, Anders is fucked the fuck right up, Artemis isn't much better, lots of snogging, zero relationship skills
Notes: Things get a little interesting. Fenris is displeased, Anders is catty, and Anton introduces his new Templar friend to the inside of the coat closet.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 5

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Apr 062015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 5
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Drinking, partying, Anders is fucked the fuck right up, Artemis isn't much better, unexpected Templar
Notes: Part II: The Ball! Also, Anton getting his mack on. Finally.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 4

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Apr 062015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 4
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Exhaustion, brotherly love, zero relationship skills, dick jokes
Notes: Getting out of the Deep Roads. The joy of being outside. Does anyone remember the last time we slept?
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 3

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Apr 062015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 4
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Zero relationship skills, exercises in pants-free manoeuvring, PTSD, Justice!Anders
Notes: The morning after the night before. Lots of hangovers. A bit of getting trapped in the Deep Roads.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 1

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Apr 052015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 1
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N2 S2 V1 D0)
Warnings: Sleep groping, gesticulating with swords, glowy blue motherfuckers, dick jokes
Notes: "Why does everyone keep saying 'ass'?" said either Anton or the pile of blankets in his shape. The three brothers Hawke, and their ludicrous adventures in ass-grabbing good times.
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