Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 6

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Apr 062015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 6
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2  N1 S2 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drinking, partying, Anders is fucked the fuck right up, Artemis isn't much better, lots of snogging, zero relationship skills
Notes: Things get a little interesting. Fenris is displeased, Anders is catty, and Anton introduces his new Templar friend to the inside of the coat closet.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 5

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Apr 062015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 5
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Drinking, partying, Anders is fucked the fuck right up, Artemis isn't much better, unexpected Templar
Notes: Part II: The Ball! Also, Anton getting his mack on. Finally.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 4

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Apr 062015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 4
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Exhaustion, brotherly love, zero relationship skills, dick jokes
Notes: Getting out of the Deep Roads. The joy of being outside. Does anyone remember the last time we slept?
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 3

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Apr 062015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 4
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Zero relationship skills, exercises in pants-free manoeuvring, PTSD, Justice!Anders
Notes: The morning after the night before. Lots of hangovers. A bit of getting trapped in the Deep Roads.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 1

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Apr 052015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 1
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N2 S2 V1 D0)
Warnings: Sleep groping, gesticulating with swords, glowy blue motherfuckers, dick jokes
Notes: "Why does everyone keep saying 'ass'?" said either Anton or the pile of blankets in his shape. The three brothers Hawke, and their ludicrous adventures in ass-grabbing good times.
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Number Six

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Mar 072015
 

Title: Number Six
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Angst, fire, panic attacks, Anders has some fucking issues, threat of Tranquility, suggestions of attempted suicide, there are things worse than death
Notes: The sixth attempt went even less well than usual.
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The Soggy Set-Up

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Mar 072015
 

Title: The Soggy Set-Up
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Varric ♂, Fenris ♂, Aveline ♀, Merrill ♀, Isabela ♀, Irving ♂, Greagoir ♂
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Non-consensual voyeurism, Anders has no sense of self-preservation, Templars making trouble
Notes: Anders tells a story of his time in the tower. Do we remember Greta and her trouble with the Templars, from the Mage Origin? Greta gets a happy ending, Anders gets dragged naked through the hall, and Irving ends up with an awful lot of ammunition.
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The Finer Points of Enjoying Wine (1/2)

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Feb 272015
 

Title: The Finer Points of Enjoying Wine (1/2)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Dysfunctional assholes are dysfunctional, the internet is for porn, mulled wine, creative uses for oranges
Notes: It's been a long day, but Anders has some plans for the weekly dinner he's absolutely not having with Fenris, and hasn't been having with Fenris, and won't be having with Fenris, and why would he even be in a room with Fenris, what are you talking about? Namely, some plans to ply the elf with mulled wine, before the evening proceeds in the usual manner.
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The Spirit of Meow (3/4)

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Feb 212015
 

Title: The Spirit of Meow (3/4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, M!Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Expletives, transformation, nudity
Notes: Ok, so this goes one more… Why does nothing I intend to be three chapters ever stop at three? This is so fucking dysfunctional, I don't even…
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