[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 270
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence from canon-atypical sources
Notes: The latest in Kirkwall Murder Chic, now with a flying library.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 269
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Varric ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Flirtation, dildo paperweights, that is not how you cope with Fade rifts
Notes: Anders has a plan. Varric has a very different plan.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 268
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, angst
Notes: Carver makes a very bloody point. Then it's time to break the news to Anders.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 267
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, angst
Notes: Being a templar isn't all defending the good people of Thedas, as Carver learns, the hard way, once again.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 261
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Lyrium addiction, PTSD, black humour
Notes: Cullen comes to his senses. Mostly. Sort of. Anton continues to hover and worry.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 260
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Anders ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: PTSD, lyrium withdrawal, black humour
Notes: Cullen returns. All is not well.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 259
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Sibling rivalry, shouting about past sexual conquests, mild slut-shaming, threats of violence
Notes: Slutty Hawke and the Unexpected Whore: yet another game of Wicked Grace
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 258
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Sebastian ♂, Elthina ♀
Rating:Â T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Lyrium withdrawal, religious difficulties
Notes: Cullen gets a surprise visitor. Anton calls upon the Grand Cleric.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 257
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Sibling rivalry, mentions of children
Notes: Carver attempts to impress the importance of family upon Fenris.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 256
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varania ♀, Merrill ♀, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, mentions of children
Notes: Varania tells Merrill her story. Merrill talks about Carver's … 'swording'. Carver is less than enthused.
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