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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 282
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, Isabela talks, Theron isn't much of an improvement
Notes: Herein begins a quest to find a certain elven assassin of certain notoriety.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 281
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Varania ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Small children, sibling rivalry, a discussion of corsetry
Notes: Varania is reunited with her elflets. Cormac is there to make everything comedic and horrifying.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 280
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Small children, brotherly love, lots of drool, Artemis is not happy with this situation
Notes: Little elfy drool-beasts. One amused Hawke. One distressed Hawke. Fenris making spooked cat faces.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 279
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀, Orana ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: "Welcome to Kirkwall. I envy those of you who didn't understand a word of that."
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Title: Orange and Spice (22/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A tasteful velvet thong
Notes: Artie's decided there's not enough spice in the wine. Sober!Him is going to be terribly displeased at the excess of mulling spice and dribbles of wine on everything.
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Title: King of Year's End (14/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Butts
Notes: Now, Carver, don't go sticking your nose in ancient rituals… that never ends well.
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Title: Rearranging (07/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Butts.
Notes: Artie disagrees with the placement of a few ornaments. The tree is not quite symmetrical. Hand him that other green one, yeah?
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Title: Frozen Pole is Not Your Colour (06/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Butts.
Notes: This was probably a dare. Cormac proves once and for all that mint is not his colour. Yes, that's probably Solas in the background, if you squint.
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Title: We Left Your Gifts on the Piano (4/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Butts
Notes: Why? Because the piano makes it dramatic. *snrk*
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Title: Waiting By the Fire (3/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Butts.
Notes: That thing where you're waiting for the husband, down by the fire, but you think you just heard the dog knock something over. Dog, no. :|
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