Title: King of Year's End (14/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Butts
Notes: Now, Carver, don't go sticking your nose in ancient rituals… that never ends well.
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Dec 142015
Dec 072015
Title: Rearranging (07/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Butts.
Notes: Artie disagrees with the placement of a few ornaments. The tree is not quite symmetrical. Hand him that other green one, yeah?
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Dec 062015
Title: Frozen Pole is Not Your Colour (06/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Butts.
Notes: This was probably a dare. Cormac proves once and for all that mint is not his colour. Yes, that's probably Solas in the background, if you squint.
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Dec 042015
Title: We Left Your Gifts on the Piano (4/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Butts
Notes: Why? Because the piano makes it dramatic. *snrk*
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Dec 032015
Title: Waiting By the Fire (3/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Butts.
Notes: That thing where you're waiting for the husband, down by the fire, but you think you just heard the dog knock something over. Dog, no. :|
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Dec 022015
Title: Ribbons Included (2/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dude in ribbons.
Notes: Artie's got terrible plans for the evening. Clearly.
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Dec 012015
Title: Orlesian Excellence, Fereldan Charm (1/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: The equivalent of a thong, but less tasteful
Notes: Today in top ten reasons to keep Cormac away from Val Royeaux, Orlesian ideas.
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Nov 302015
[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 278
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀, Orana ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: Anders is nobody's master, but none of them quite believe that.
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Nov 302015
[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 277
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀, Orana ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: An abundance of elves move into a dilapidated, haunted estate. What could go wrong?
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Nov 302015
[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 276
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Elthina ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Elthina talks, some of the shipment isn't furniture
Notes: Sebastian tries to get the Grand Cleric out of Kirkwall. A shipment from Tevinter finally arrives.
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