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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 351
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Angst
Notes: Merrill comes to terms with the changes in her life. Carver and Theron help.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 347
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, Izzy no
Notes: Another kidnapping on the Wounded Coast. Doesn't anyone have any originality in this city?
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 346
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cullen ♂, Keran ♂, Ser Thrask ♂, Ella ♀
Rating:Â T (L2Â N0 S0Â V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, Fenris glows murderously, do not screw around in supply closets in the Gallows
Notes: Fenris finishes the fight Cormac started. Later, Thrask discovers the incredible benefits of knocking.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 345
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating:Â T (L2Â N0 S0Â V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, Anton's thighs of death
Notes: Today we've got a lust for chowder.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 344
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0Â D1)
Warnings: Drunkenness, delusions, Artie no
Notes: Artemis is very, very drunk. Fenris makes a decision about the nature of reality.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 343
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0Â D1)
Warnings: Drunkenness, delusions, Justice no
Notes: Fenris finds some assistance, at last, in exactly the place he was looking for it.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 340
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, a background hanging
Notes: Castillon meets his end. Carver opens his mouth, inserts his foot, and repeats with the other side.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 339
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Isabela ♀, Sebastian ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Bran Cavin ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: A deal gone sideways. Death, death, and trouble with the locals. Seneschal Bran would kill for an aspirin.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 338
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Isabela ♀, Sebastian ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Blasphemy, magic, dangerous pranks, kidnapping
Notes: A trap is set. Sebastian starts to wonder how he got talked into any of this.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 337
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Isabela ♀, Sebastian ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Discussions of Page Six, why we cannot just stab Velasco, and Sebastian in a dress
Notes: Isabela has some troubles, involving an Antivan pirate of some repute. Sebastian continues to have opinions about both Isabela and Page Six.
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