Title: Maximum Fluffy Beefcake
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Beefcake in the skirt equivalent of a thong
Notes: Patreon reward #2! As requested by @skasha, here's Cormac! Forty-something and a little thick around the middle (check the shadow), but still a fluffy delight.
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Title: Cupid, Dragonhunter
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Shirtless archer?
Notes: For an anonymous patron who didn't choose a reward, but is getting some Anton anyway. I've got two more of these, this month – one of Cormac and one I haven't gotten a character for, yet! Let me know who you want to see, other patron of ours, or it's going to be Carver! (I am also desperately trying to post this to Patreon, but I click the post button and it acts like nothing happened…)
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Title: A Necromancer and His Staff
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fen'Din ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Half-naked elf with an actual staff
Notes: As promised, a pinup. My favourite necromancer… *coughs* playing with his staff. He knows he's cute as fuck. He's just got absolutely no intention of doing anything more than being annoying as fuck with it.
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Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 11
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Samson ♂, Alain ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A few colourful turns of phrase, sparring,
Notes: Anton gets a letter he's been waiting for. Cullen gives an explanation he's been putting off.
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Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 6
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Serendipity ⚧, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Gamlen Amell ♂, Charade ♀, Fenris ♂, Ser Thrask ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: An abundance of dick jokes
Notes: A celebration of the election of the new Viscount of Kirkwall. Drunken meat jokes in abundance.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 394
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Isabela ♀, Zevran Arainai ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A bunch of mouthy sods yapping, get the box of tissues now
Notes: Anders checks on Fenris. Cullen brings word to the people of the changes soon to pass. Some mages decide not to stick around, after all.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 393
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Nathaniel Howe ♂, Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Arguments in the bath, discussions in bed
Notes: Carver and Merrill talk about the future. Sebastian continues to make an ass of himself.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 392
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Discussions of the aftermath of the preceding chapters
Notes: Cullen and Anton speak to the mages.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 391
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Aveline ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Ella ♀, Keran ♂, Ser Marlein ♀, Merrill ♀, Samson ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Nathaniel Howe ♂, Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Cullen tries to come to terms with being Knight-Commander. Sebastian makes an ass of himself. Cormac needs to sit down, now.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 390
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Aveline ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Ella ♀, Keran ♂, Ser Marlein ♀, Merrill ♀, Samson ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Nathaniel Howe ♂, Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: The cleanup begins. Cormac gets punched a whole lot. Sebastian is entirely irritated by everything.
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