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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 157
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L3Â N2 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Cormac opens his mouth, explicit recounting of past sex acts, hot Hawke-on-Hawke action
Notes: Artie asks for dirty stories, and Cormac's all too pleased to tell some.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 152
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Implied klismaphilia, discussion of future smut; anti-Fereldan sentiment, ANTON NO, BETHY EXTRA NO, too much dog
Notes: Cormac and Anders have an almost-serious conversation. Bethany finds something extremely disappointing in her wardrobe.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 145
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Branson ♂, Jethann ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Anti-elvish sentiment, facepunching, strippers, it's a Hawke party – what were you expecting?
Notes: Not all the Rutherfords are as delightfully charming as Cullen and Mia.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 144
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V0Â D1)
Warnings: Anders has some issues, Anders has some more issues, referenced past abuse, Fenris has some issues with Anders's issues
Notes: Anders is so far from okay, he couldn't find it with a chart and a telescope.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 143
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Jethann ♂
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V0Â D1)
Warnings: Anders has some issues, drinking to remember, suicidal stupidity, referenced past abuse
Notes: And this is why Anders doesn't drink so much, any more…
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 139
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Meredith ♀
Rating:Â M (L2 N2 S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: ANTON NO, Anton yes!, this is why we don't sneak into the Knight-Commander's office, the internet is for porn
Notes: Particular Hawkes might wish to become more particular about their choices of closets.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 138
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Carver is a jerk, Anton is irrepressibly absurd and obscene, Isabela writes Arishok porn and leaves it in weird places
Notes: The art of being Knight-Captain. A Cullen-centric interlude.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 130
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: M (L2 N3 S2 V0 D0)
Warnings: Background het, Hawkewardness
Notes: The aftermath of too much elven c…ulture.
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Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: An Interruption
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Karl Thekla ♂, Alim 'Fen'Din' Surana ♂
Rating: M (L2Â N1Â S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: Smut, pranks
Notes: Karl/Anders. Alim thinks he's funny. Mostly because he actually is.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 123
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Varric ♂, Merrill ♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Fenris ♂, Sebastian ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: There is so much blood in this scene, also unpleasant politics, zero relationship skills and still trying
Notes: Secrets, dirty secrets, and the Champion of Kirkwall.
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