Jul 282020
 

Title: Do I Look Dalish to You
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian and some almost invisible arrows of implied violence
Notes: Unfortunately, I really picked the wrong arrows for this, and they're almost invisible against the fence. Also, these are getting harder to do… As of this moment, I'm taking one-sentence/phrase prompts for Manhammer Does Thedas, because I just cannot brain that much, that fast, but there are more of you than there are of me. :D
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Jul 242020
 

Title: Resting Bitchface
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: So, for reasons, I needed to add Kimmi to my ready list, and this motherfucker's got no canon art, so here's me just… Making Shit Up. Descriptions include 'handsome', expressionless', and 'soulless', and I hope I've captured at least that much. No postwork, because test.
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Jul 222020
 

Title: Canadians. From Canadia.
Fandom: Vexation of Spirit
Characters: Yukon Ho , Barrabus
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Spatula as a defensive weapon, some bare chest
Notes: The Devil of Bedlam (temporarily retired), and Barrabus. Defend your pancakes, boys, there's some old friends coming to visit.
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Jul 142020
 

Title: An In-Depth Discussion
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Fen'Din
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One mostly-shirtless barbarian
Notes: Fen'Din fuckin' up everybody's reality, all the time. This halla still doesn't have a name. Manhammer and I are taking suggestions.
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Jun 302020
 

Title: The Dalish Opinion
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Ellana Lavellan , Lord Manhammer
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian, bad lighting
Notes: Manhammer is just trying to get some work done, but Ellana wants to know the halla's name. Manhammer suggests she should ask it. (Yes, kicking him into that bucket would be an appropriate response.)

I ran out of time on this one, and you can tell…
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Jun 232020
 

Title: A Halla Cannot Live on Magic Alone
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Master Dennet
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: "How the blight would you know? It's not like I've seen any other halla in your stables!"

Master Dennet would like to remind this Orlesian upstart that that is not a horse. Manhammer would like to point out that yes, that's exactly the point.
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