Title: The Goose of Vases
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: G- N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One mage in a skimpy maid outfit, waving a feather duster at a goose
Notes: MONTH OF THE HORRIBLE GOOSE GOES ON this time with Artemis trying to keep a horrible goose from smashing any more vases, for Anda.
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Title: Honouring Forgotten Gods
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian
Notes: The halla is the smartest one in the cave. That is a fact. That is just how it is.
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Title: Sword-Stealing Goose
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn ♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A Templar in a towel
Notes: MONTH OF THE HORRIBLE GOOSE CONTINUES with horrible goose #2 stealing Peryn's sword, for Earl!
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Title: Skirt Stealing Goose
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: A mage in a short skirt, a goose being threatened
Notes: It is a spoopy night in Thedas, and you are a horrible goose. MONTH OF THE HORRIBLE GOOSE BEGINS with Artemis fending off one (1) horrible goose, for Kitta.
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Title: Whispers From the Ancient Depths
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian
Notes: You see this halla? This halla has the right idea. Nope the fuck out when the well starts talking. But, some people still have some reverence for ancient gods, and might just do what they ask…
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Title: A Forgotten Place Rediscovered
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian
Notes: Manhammer and his trusty Halla have discovered the remains of some centuries-old elven shrine, deep in a cave. What will they find, there?
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Title: Don't Let the Chantry Fool You
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian, drawn sword
Notes: Andraste was a mage. Or so Manhammer's people say…
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Title: Throwing Stones
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One (1) shirtless wizard
Notes: For Anda, who has requested a constant stream of Artemis, until further notice.
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Title: On the Subject of Andraste
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: The usual shirtless barbarian
Notes: Peryn, this is not an argument to have with a member of one of the last remaining Cults of Andraste from before the Chantry.
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Title: Sol Todd's Fake Wife
Fandom: Vexation of Spirit (Shadow Unit/Lone Gunmen)
Characters: Sol Todd ♂, Richard Langly ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Langly's fantastic legs under a tasteful skirt.
Notes: Or: That One Time In Florida
Okay, okay, I should've double-checked the dress before I went to the trouble, but it's close. The jacket's supposed to be shorter and feathered, but… I don't really have the parts to even fake that, offhand. Whatever, anyway, stupid doodle of the Florida scene from Love Letters.
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