The Sight of Blood

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May 222022
 

Title: The Sight of Blood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N0 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Pool of blood stretching in from offscreen
Notes: As I was clearing out many hundreds of edits in my inbox, I tripped over a delightful comment:

I'd stab at least three Venatori with a spoon to see a certain Templar catch a certain fainty mage all dramatically. Y'know, sickly Orlesian book style.

And Comedy of Assholes readers know there's only one couple they could be talking about. So, I bring you Kinnon absolutely sucking eggs at the sight of blood, in the middle of a major battle, with a very surprised Peryn, in the style of an Orlesian romance cover.

what the fuck am i doing with my life? … … having fun. clearly.
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A Shadowy Figure

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May 202022
 

Title: A Shadowy Figure
Fandom: Vexation of Spirit
Characters: Shadow ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: totally unrealistic shirt draping
Notes: I'm not very funny. His name is Shadow, and he belongs to Pillowfort30Mice. Shadow, for those who haven't been following along, is the weirdly adorable cannibal serial killer who showed up recently in Vexation of Spirit. And this picture is awkward as hell, but after a few more, I think I can get him to look right.
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May Pinup 02 – Queen of the Deep

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May 172022
 

Title: Queen of the Deep
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad mermaid
Notes: Beneath the waves, Bethany would not be a mere princess-consort, but a warrior queen in her own right. (I bet fish don't have stupid rules about mages in politics…) For Kitta.
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May Pinup 01 – Sharkhunter

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May 102022
 

Title: Sharkhunter
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless merman
Notes: MerMay begins with the eater of souls, Leofric of Elmridge, for the Secret Companion. If somebody's gonna hunt large predators in any environment, it's gonna be him. (Which is sort of how he got killed, when you consider it…)
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Power and Control

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Apr 192022
 

Title: Power and Control
Fandom: Vexation of Spirit
Characters: Alcea Fitzgerald ♀, Kim of Bedlam ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A lot of leg and a low v-neck
Notes: So, at the end of Blood & Water, I left Allie walking into Kim's lair with a fake ID and a job to do. This is one interpretation of how that may turn out, in the future. They might work uncannily well together, in a world in which he figures out the benefits to teaching her how to expand her talents from terror to more general suggestion. After all, his skills in that department don't work on the telephone, without long-term in-person contact, but hers would.

Perhaps the most disturbing thing about this image, for me, is that Kim came out looking almost exactly like some photos of a friend of mine, from twenty years ago…
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