Title: I'll Show You the World…
Fandom: Camelot/HP
Characters: Galahad; Aedan, Lord Winter; Ceallach; Clover; Ceofine
Rating: G-
Warnings: Writer is not an artist
Notes: Final images for 
SirMordred. I finally got tired of looking at this one, so I picked three decent angles. The lighting's still absolute ass, though. I can't seem to get that to agree with me… like, ever.
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Title: Futility and Forgiveness
Fandom: Camelot
Characters: Galahad
Rating: G-
Warnings: None
Notes: SirMordred is doing fic for art trade over on y!Gallery, and since I can now at least fake my way through some art, I threw in. I'm not entirely happy with how this came out, so I'm doing another one that's way more arty and complicated (read: a giant pain in my ass). Shame on me for posting a single image.
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Title: Death Eater Image Dump
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Lucius Malfoy ♂, Rodolphus Lestrange♂, Severus Snape♂
Rating: G-
Warnings: Writer is not an artist
Notes: So, after five years of being totally unable to grok DAZ Studio, I found the really obvious button I was missing, and things became comparatively simpler. Most of the images, here, are Sev and Roddy, because I haven't finished building Lucius. There is one frame of the three of them, from before I really started screwing with the figures. Large images are large, and unsuitable for dialup connections.
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Title: Captain Ferret
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock, Spock!Prime
Rating: G-
Warnings: None
Notes:OP asked for Prime to have a cute nickname for Kirk, and that Spock should object to it. The fic, here, may actually be shorter than the prompt.
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Title: Vulcans Don't Meow (in public…)
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Scotty, Chekov, Uhura, Sulu, Bones
Rating: G-
Warnings: Typical catlike behaviour. Hairballs.
Notes: 
tehopheliac won this from me in the 
help_haiti fandom auction, and I have just now finally finished the bloody thing. She requested Spock as a cat. I still suck at crackfic. Apologies.
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Title:Â Step and Turn
Fandom:Â N/A
Characters:Â N/A
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â None
Notes:Â This is the first villanelle I have ever been arsed to write. Figured I should get off my ass and write something that wasn't a sonnet, for a change.
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Title:Â Twelve Green Bottles
Fandom:Â N/A
Characters:Â N/A
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â the foolishness of a decade
Notes:Â For the Snowbringer, my dearest Romulan Suicide. You know the story, but I still tell it better. And I definitely prefer the current non-aggression pact to the … rather open hostilities of the first few years.
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Title:Â Pigeon-proofing
Fandom:Â ST TOS
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk, Scotty
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â Crack. Pigeons.
Notes:Â This is utter rubbish. tehopheliac gave me a crack!prompt with which to generate her Christmas gift, and it is both late and crap. The pointy!boxers are apparently an actual feature of the new Spock Prime figures, and this was our attempt to explain them. I got nothing.
[=EDIT=] Now with art by 
thisfishflies! 
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Title:Heart of Snow
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Ask the OP.
Rating: G-
Warnings: Sap. Cliché.
Notes: Sonnet commission. This one took a little longer than strictly necessary because of the holiday crazy that still besieges my life. Also, it's a Petrarchan sonnet, not a Shakespearean, so the rhyme scheme's a little different. (Also, looking back, I totally gobbed the rhyme scheme.)
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Title: Voglia Di Dance All Night
Fandom: STXI
Characters: Spock, Uhura, Kirk, Bones, Scotty, Chekov, Sulu
Rating: G-
Warnings: Slightly cracky.
Notes: Crackmeme strikes again. I think I'm adding a crackmeme tag, later today, when I get up off my lazy. OP asked for some clubscene bridge-crew. I made it happen in the worst possible way, and probably actually failed to fill the prompt. And if you know the dance Kirk's doing, by name, you're probably from my town.
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