Title: A Two-Kiwi Sleigh
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Somewhere between 'scantily clad' and 'weirdly dressed'
Notes: Don't hassle the giant kiwi birds, Theron. It's up there with don't poke the varterral.
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Title: A Jolly Fat Man
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bare elbows. Some leg hair.
Notes: Just what you never wanted, Cormac with a fake beard! I swear I get worse at koalas every year…
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Title: I Didn't Order This
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: One slightly-clad elf with a blue drink of unspecified contents
Notes: The 'roo doesn't care, Zev. Take the friggin' box.
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Title: An Appreciative Audience [20/25]
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One mage in a fluffy crop-top
Notes: Anders has decided this party needs a snow nug, and thankfully, Divine Victoria's favourites are there to help him out. (The hand-feet are the hard part.)
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Title: A Hint of Almond
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: One shirtless elf with a glass of wine. Is it poisoned? Maybe…
Notes: What a lovely party! Who let in the Antivan Crow?
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Title: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Halla
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One scantily-clad mage
Notes: How have I not done this until now? I dunno. But this is what happens when the mages in the party get bored.
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Title: Trashy Winterwear of the Fifth Blight
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Technically, that is a fully-clothed mage, aside from like two inches of thigh at the top of the boots. On the other hand, Anders.
Notes: If there were a trashy sweater contest, you know the participants would likely be Anders, Oghren, Sigrun, and the Architect. And Anders would win every time.
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Title: Ancient Elvhen Traditions
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A scantily clad elf with a big sword. No, a real sword.
Notes: Theron carrying on the traditions of his ancestors… or possibly just something he and Anton came up with while they were drunk.
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Title: Have Yourself a Beary Little Christmas
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A guy in a bikini feeding a bear a fish on a stick. Warnings for bikini and fish on stick.
Notes: A magical bear. A polar bear. A traditional depiction of the onset of winter…
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Title: Goose vs Crow
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂, Horrible Goose ⚪
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: No one has been stabbed or bitten by a goose yet. One scantily-clad elf.
Notes: It is a lovely holiday in Thedas, and you are a horrible FESTIVE goose… Now, with bonus Antivan Crow.
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