Title: Most Wanted Jutsu! (1/2)
Co-author: Supermadichan
Characters: Hagane Kotetsu, Kamizuki Izumo, Gekkou Hayate, Shiranui Genma
Rating:Â E
Warnings: Rough anal sex, boys having said anal sex, silly and impractical application of healing chakra, Hayate coughing up yucky shit, Izumo's reserve of come which is totally proof that he swallows syrup capture field jutsu (because it's so enough to warrant a warning)
Notes: Pure crack, no apologies. I blame the innumerable 'healing sexx0rs' rants on ffrant.
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Title: Symbiotic Lust
Co-author: Supermadichan
Characters: Gekkou Hayate, Shiranui Genma
Rating:Â E
Warnings: Yaoi, expletives.
Notes: Yes, this is all physically possible. I promise. It is, however, somewhat painful if you're not used to doing it.
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Title: The Bamboo Oroborus
Characters: Shiranui Genma
Rating: G-
Warnings: None.
Notes: I'm not real fucking happy with this one, but I haven't written these in a while. I should back down and write a few that don't matter, first, then maybe I'll do a second cut of this one.
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Title: Corybantic Dance (Chapter 3)
Co-author: Haya
Characters: Gekkou Hayate, Shiranui Genma, Namiashi Raidou, Hagane Kotetsu, Kamizuki Izumo, Mitarashi Anko, Yamashiro Aoba
Rating: T
Warnings: Pure crack, implications of violence, expletives
Notes: We saw many High School Alternate Universes. They were all poorly written. We decided to change that. Eventual GenHaya and KoIzu. Ywain is horrified at the wordcount of this chapter.
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Title: Four Days of Fangirls: Day One
Characters: Shiranui Genma, Gekkou Hayate, Uzuki Yuugao, Deidara
Rating:Â E
Warnings: Expletives, fangirls, gratuitous Genma abuse.
Notes: Commissioned by Haya. Yeah, yeah. I'm working.
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Title: Birthday Cake!
Co-author: Haya
Characters: Shiranui Genma, Gekkou Hayate, Kamizuki Izumo, Hagane Kotetsu, Namiashi Raidou, Yamashiro Aoba
Rating:Â E
Warnings: Yaoi, rough sex, expletives
Notes: It's about Hayate's birthday, but it's a birthday gift for Genma.
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Co-author: Haya
Characters: Gekkou Hayate, Shiranui Genma, Namiashi Raidou, Hagane Kotetsu, Kamizuki Izumo, Mitarashi Anko, Yamashiro Aoba
Rating: T
Warnings: Pure crack, implications of violence, expletives
Notes: We saw many High School Alternate Universes. They were all poorly written. We decided to change that. Eventual GenHaya and KoIzu. Ywain would like to apologise for the bathroom scene.
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Captain spastic would like to take this moment to apologise for not submitting this as soon as it was posted. He would like to blame Real Life for intruding into both authors' brainspaces.
Title: Corybantic Dance (Chapter 1)
Co-author Supermadichan
Characters: Gekkou Hayate, Shiranui Genma, Namiashi Raidou, Hagane Kotetsu, Kamizuki Izumo, Mitarashi Anko, Yamashiro Aoba
Rating: T
Warnings: Pure crack, implications of violence, expletives
Notes: We saw many High School Alternate Universes. They were all poorly written. We decided to change that. Eventual GenHaya and KoIzu. OMG I'M TIRED. MADI, SAY SOMETHING SENSIBLE HERE.
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Title: A Test of Conviction
Characters: Shiranui Genma
Rating: T
Warnings: None.
Notes: Shitty ten minute drabble about Genma's pain tolerance.
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Title: Sugared-up Shinobi
Characters: Shiranui Genma, Namiashi Raidou, Umino Iruka, Uzumaki Naruto
Rating: T
Warnings: Expletives
Notes: I keep saying I'm going to do this, and then forgetting. A night at the movies goes mildly awry as our heroes ingest way too much caffeine and sugar. DDR, whinging!Iruka, and Genma's critical failure.
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