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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 342
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4Â V1 D0)
Warnings: Smut, flashbacks, panic
Notes: Fenris just can't catch a break. A memory — the fear, horror, and confusion returns.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 341
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Smut, dick jokes
Notes: Fenris decides he's rather interested in enjoying his mage's staff. Artie decides it's not the worst idea that's happened in their bedroom.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 340
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, a background hanging
Notes: Castillon meets his end. Carver opens his mouth, inserts his foot, and repeats with the other side.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 339
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Isabela ♀, Sebastian ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Bran Cavin ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: A deal gone sideways. Death, death, and trouble with the locals. Seneschal Bran would kill for an aspirin.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 338
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Isabela ♀, Sebastian ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Blasphemy, magic, dangerous pranks, kidnapping
Notes: A trap is set. Sebastian starts to wonder how he got talked into any of this.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 337
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Isabela ♀, Sebastian ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Discussions of Page Six, why we cannot just stab Velasco, and Sebastian in a dress
Notes: Isabela has some troubles, involving an Antivan pirate of some repute. Sebastian continues to have opinions about both Isabela and Page Six.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 336
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Varania ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Artie looks good in a corset, Theron looks better in those smalls, accusations and objectification from total strangers
Notes: Artemis goes shopping for lacy underthings, and winds up with twice the entourage he actually brought along. Page Six continues to haunt our heroes.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 335
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Sebastian ♂, Varric ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: M (L2Â N2 S3 V0Â D1)
Warnings: A reading of some Page Six in all its spicy glory, vaguely founded accusations of hot Hawke-on-Hawke action
Notes: Sebastian realises what he's been hearing and runs to Bethany, who is not nearly as offended as he expects. (The 'Page Six' in this chapter is Brother Mine by Mevima.)
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 334
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Jethann ♂, Meredith ♀, Orsino ♂, Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Sebastian ♂
Rating: M (L2 N3Â S1 V0Â D1)
Warnings: Jethann, shut up Cormac, a reading of some Page Six in all its spicy glory
Notes: A demonstration of why we are thanking Jethann. Later, Sebastian finds himself in Lowtown, with a mission and an uncomfortable situation. (The 'Page Six' in this and the next chapter is Brother Mine by Mevima.)
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 333
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Â Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Keran ♂, Samson ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D2)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, an awful lot of magebane, Cormac no, Justice yes
Notes: Anders is finally called upon to explain Justice. Cullen makes a decision.
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