Title:Â Â Get the Fuck Out of Bed, Abomination (Something About Mushrooms 3/4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D2)
Warnings: Terrible ideas, hallucinations, mild angst, awkward conversations
Notes: Darktown is less scary, when you're tripping so hard no one will come near you. On the other hand, the healer is a whole lot more terrifying when you can't seem to control your mouth.
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Title:Â Â There Are No Giant Spiders in Hightown (Something About Mushrooms 2/4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D2)
Warnings: Expletives, corpse-mushrooms, worse ideas, hallucinations
Notes: Fenris creeps the shit out of himself, blames mages.
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Title:Â The Mages Are To Blame (Something About Mushrooms 1/4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Expletives, corpse-mushrooms, bad ideas
Notes: This is Mav's fault. I'm not even sorry. Fenris decides to put the floor-mushrooms to use. Unfortunately, he misjudges quite what kind of mushrooms he's dealing with. Mayhem ensues.
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Title: Don't Mind Him. He's… Antivan. (5/5)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran ♂, Anders ♂, M!Surana (Lucien) ♂
Rating: E (L4 N4 S4 V1 D0)
Warnings: References to past trauma, naked dudes doing naked things, the internet is for porn, dirty mage tricks, electricity play, cats being cats, nauseating romantic goo
Notes: Porn. It's four goddamn thousand words of porn. Zevran/Anders/M!Surana. Anders sandwich, which may be my new favourite kind of sandwich.
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Title: Don't Mind Him. He's… Antivan. (4/5)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: E (L4 N4 S4 V1 D0)
Warnings: Fun with scars, references to past trauma, naked dudes doing naked things, the internet is for porn
Notes: FINALLY SOMEONE GETS NAKED! Actually, two someones get naked. And there is a bit of fun with scars, some pointed remarks, and some truly terrible flirtation. I should probably apologise for cutting this short, but there is somewhere this story would like to get, and it's pulling so hard I'm having trouble filling in the spaces between.
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Title: Don't Mind Him. He's… Antivan. (3/5?)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Zevran ♂, M!Surana (Lucien) ♂
Rating: M (L3 N0Â S3 V1 D1)
Warnings: Smuttery, bad ideas, terrified!Anders, references to past injuries
Notes: The afternoon comes, but things do not go quite as Anders intended… Fortunately, that's because Zevran has a deliciously wicked plan.
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Title: Don't Mind Him. He's… Antivan. (2/5?)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Zevran ♂, M!Surana (Lucien) ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Descriptions of past battles, adorable kitten being adorable, mild angst
Notes: An unexpected interlude on the battlements, in the moonlight.
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Title: Don't Mind Him. He's… Antivan. (Chapter 1: Nate didn't sign up for this shit…)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Nathaniel ♂, Zevran ♂, M!Surana (Lucien) ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V1 D0)
Warnings: Smooching, innuendo, and junk-punching
Notes: Mid-Awakening. Zevran drops by, between murderous escapades, to visit his favourite Warden, now Warden-Commander. The Warden-Commander will do anything to keep his charming assassin the hell out of Amaranthine politics, and foists him off on a certain delightfully knavish mage. (Who is really doing his best to keep his ass both out of the fire and firmly attached to himself.)
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Title: How Far Can Too Far Go? (Chapter 5)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: E (L4 N4 S4 V1 D1)
Warnings: Heart-fondling, erotic asphyxiation, Justice not getting it, smutty smuttings of the non-vanilla variety, unlickable floors
Notes: Erotic asphyxiation, legendary warden stamina, and Anders mouthing off at the best worst times. Done. DONE! Do you see me being done with this fic?
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Title: How Far Can Too Far Go? (Chapter 4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: M (L3 N2Â S2 V1 D1)
Warnings: Flashbacks, Anders being revoltingly blunt, control issues, past violence
Notes: Fenris is talking himself around an idea. Anders knows exactly what's going on, and is willing to let it happen. A lot of this chapter is happening on more than one level. There are some jumps that may not quite make sense, if you're not reading between the lines, but I wrote it like that for a reason.
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