Title: The Profane Cup
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Scantily clad templar with lyrium
Notes: Trust me. It's punny. I may be arsed to talk about this one, after I crawl out the far end of Advent, but so far, it's my favourite.
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Title: The Fool Turned King
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Scantily clad mage with a drinking horn
Notes: King for a day, in the tradition of so many inversion festivals. Sure, I could've picked someone more appropriate, but not out of the list I'm holding, for this year.
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Title: A Candle to Remember
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fen'Din ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad mage with skulls
Notes: A light to calm the spirits. You can't bring demons to the holiday ball.
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Title: Not a Label in Sight
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless dude
Notes: Cormac's been wrapping gifts of exotic potions all day, but forgot to write the labels as he went… Hopefully someone will remember what's in which box!
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Title: The Most Traditional Holiday Punch
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A mage, a thong, a bottle of wine
Notes: … is one made by Artie. And possibly also drunk by Artie. … I know there's a drunk!Artie joke in here somewhere, but I'll let you fill that in, yourselves.
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Title: Templar Cheesecake
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Big dude, small cloth
Notes: I think that title is self-explanatory.
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Title: Raw Mage with Fish
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Nude dude with sushi
Notes: Or was that mage with raw fish? This one's for 
mail-order-superhero, because mages and raw fish. Obviously.
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Title: Frozen Treats
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fen'Din ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad mage eating ice cream in snow
Notes: Fen'Din has very few concerns about the snow, but the healers are going to shit bricks when he gets back.
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Title: A Gift of Hot Meat
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: That is an apron. Yes, it is.
Notes: Cormac knows what everyone wants for a holiday: a hot, fresh, meaty feast.
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Title: How to Stay Hot in Winter
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: That is a minuscule amount of cloth
Notes: Which is not something Artie needs any help with. Clearly.
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