Title: Dude, Where's My Sword?
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless and shoeless (still got service)
Notes: It was right here a minute ago… And then Anton happened. For Badger.
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Title: Strange Flowers
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Nathaniel Howe ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side-butt
Notes: For Anda, Nate in the somewhat less muddy gardens of Castle Cousland.
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Title: Velvet and Blade
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Thighs and shoulders
Notes: For Kitta, because who else would get Carver in a tutu? Something a little more weirdly gothic than I lean toward with Carver, but it works pretty well…
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Title: Style Swap: Josephine Montilyet & Kim Kitsuragi
Fandom: Dragon Age, Disco Elysium
Characters: Josephine Montilyet ♀, Kim Kitsuragi ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: No, I didn't put Kim in drag, but I probably should have
Notes: I dunno, we were joking in chat about Disco Elysium, but with Dragon Age characters, and somehow we decided that Josephine would be the perfect Kim. And then somebody was like 'INQUISITOR HARRY, THO', which is less relevant but funnier. So, I tried to swap the sartorial feel of Josephine and Kim, and ehhh, I could've done better with Kim.
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Title: Doglord's Foothold
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Nothin' but fancy shorts and a trashy pose
Notes: Bit of a nod to some ruins in the Hinterlands of Ferelden, with extra Dales-era wolf statue. And extra Lord Dog. For the Secret Companion.
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Title: Swordy and Smiling
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A relatively well-dressed merman
Notes: Carver, showing off his finest attributes, for Badger.
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Title: Bring Your Own Gravity
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leliana ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad mermaid
Notes: … or don't. Leliana for Anda.
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Title: The Sight of Blood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N0 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Pool of blood stretching in from offscreen
Notes: As I was clearing out many hundreds of edits in my inbox, I tripped over a delightful comment:
I'd stab at least three Venatori with a spoon to see a certain Templar catch a certain fainty mage all dramatically. Y'know, sickly Orlesian book style.
And Comedy of Assholes readers know there's only one couple they could be talking about. So, I bring you Kinnon absolutely sucking eggs at the sight of blood, in the middle of a major battle, with a very surprised Peryn, in the style of an Orlesian romance cover.
what the fuck am i doing with my life? … … having fun. clearly.
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Title: Queen of the Deep
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad mermaid
Notes: Beneath the waves, Bethany would not be a mere princess-consort, but a warrior queen in her own right. (I bet fish don't have stupid rules about mages in politics…) For Kitta.
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Title: Sharkhunter
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless merman
Notes: MerMay begins with the eater of souls, Leofric of Elmridge, for the Secret Companion. If somebody's gonna hunt large predators in any environment, it's gonna be him. (Which is sort of how he got killed, when you consider it…)
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