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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 120
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Varric ♂, Merrill ♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: It's a war, stabbing, magic, BEES!?
Notes: Uh, yeah, we know it's the event of the year and all, but who invited the Knight-Commander?
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 119
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Varric ♂, Merrill ♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Complicated politics, trouble between friends, a war begins, lots of stabbing and smiting
Notes: The end of one problem loops back to the beginning of another.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 118
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Spiders are gross, exploded spiders are grosser, burning the bones of our enemies
Notes: Trouble in the mines. Nothing serious, just a few spiders! Maybe some undead…
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 117
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Varric ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Unhealthily strong nationalist sentiments, bandits, stabbing bandits
Notes: Some troubles with the Bone Pit. Cormac is not thrilled with any of this.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 103
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: None
Notes: Unexpected guests. Old… 'friends'. Mayhem ensues.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 102
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N1 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Corsetry, chest hair, knob jokes
Notes: Cullen is not entirely comfortable in this corset. The Hawkes, however, are undisturbed.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 97
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Cormac's ass, awkward flirting
Notes: AVELINE NO. CORMAC NO. ANDRASTE'S FLAMING ASS, FENRIS! AVELINE YES.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 95
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: M (L2 N3 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Knob jokes, strip Grace, absurd and obscene objects
Notes: Wicked Grace, now with the Knight-Captain, who has so very little to lose, but loses it so very well.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 94
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Goat shit, knob jokes
Notes: More goat. Anton's got a bad plan. Aveline's got a terrible plan. Maker forgive us all…
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 82
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Anders has secrets, Cormac is so not okay
Notes: Exeunt. On the road again.
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