Dec 142022
 

Title: The Right Balance of Cakes
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side butt, a lot of thigh
Notes: The number of tarts on that tray was obviously incorrect. Needed to be fixed. Clearly. Of course, replacing one tart with another might not help, Artie…
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Dec 122022
 

Title: The Nuttiest Fruitcake
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke , Mintaka
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side butt. Fruitcake of questionable vintage.
Notes: Anton, with Skyhold's own fruitcake of the ages. (I mean, look, there's pie and a talking hat, if you fall through the floor. I'm sure there's perfectly preserved elvhen fruitcake from before the Veil.)
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Dec 042022
 

Title: From One Dainty Mageflower to Another
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless mage
Notes: Artemis practises some more of that elemental control by watering a poinsettia without generating a waterfall that throws them both out the window.
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Dec 022022
 

Title: The Rogue Needs No Ladder
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side-butt and don't try this at home
Notes: Somewhere below, Cullen is having a heart attack. But, Anton's sure he can reach. After all, it's not like there are guards, bards, or locked windows in his way!
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Aug 092022
 

Title: Old Ways in New Places
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Mostly-shirtless dude with a very low-slung skirt
Notes: Cormac, for the Secret Companion. Sometimes, you just want to perpetuate stereotypes about where you grew up…
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