Title: The Right Balance of Cakes
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side butt, a lot of thigh
Notes: The number of tarts on that tray was obviously incorrect. Needed to be fixed. Clearly. Of course, replacing one tart with another might not help, Artie…
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Title: The Nuttiest Fruitcake
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Mintaka
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side butt. Fruitcake of questionable vintage.
Notes: Anton, with Skyhold's own fruitcake of the ages. (I mean, look, there's pie and a talking hat, if you fall through the floor. I'm sure there's perfectly preserved elvhen fruitcake from before the Veil.)
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Title: Decorating Is Never Easy
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half a shirt and very tight pants
Notes: Never leave a mage to do a rogue's job. Artemis tries to help Anton with the decorations.
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Title: Wrapped Up Tight
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Wine and side-butt
Notes: Anton's got the gift wrapping done, but the real question is who helped him with his own ribbons?
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Title: From One Dainty Mageflower to Another
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless mage
Notes: Artemis practises some more of that elemental control by watering a poinsettia without generating a waterfall that throws them both out the window.
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Title: The Rogue Needs No Ladder
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side-butt and don't try this at home
Notes: Somewhere below, Cullen is having a heart attack. But, Anton's sure he can reach. After all, it's not like there are guards, bards, or locked windows in his way!
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Title: On Warmer Shores
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Nothing but a miniskirt
Notes: Cormac, for Nava, enjoying one of those places it doesn't snow.
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Title: Kittypumpkin
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily-clad mage showing side-butt
Notes: Artemis, as the trashy spirit of the harvest season… or … something. For Anda.
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Title: Old Ways in New Places
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Mostly-shirtless dude with a very low-slung skirt
Notes: Cormac, for the Secret Companion. Sometimes, you just want to perpetuate stereotypes about where you grew up…
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Title: Refreshingly Spicy
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Some very short shorts
Notes: Artemis, for Anda, because really, sometimes you just need more Slutty Hawke.
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