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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 168
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, elf humour, sibling rivalry, tense situation
Notes: Merrill brings in some more help for her eluvian troubles. Carver is less than amused with this turn of events.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 149
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Mia ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂,
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Magic at a templar party, threats of doom
Notes: A demonstration of magic. A demonstration of power. A demonstration of cheesy romance-novel sensibilities.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 148
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Mia ♀, Cullen's Mum ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Bad ideas, worse ideas, horse jokes, Anders pretends he's fine
Notes: Sisters and bad ideas. Anders wishes Cullen wasn't so okay with this proposition.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 142
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Donnic ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Jethann ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0Â D1)
Warnings: Tasteless jokes, heavy drinking, Cullen's abject inability to dance
Notes: The night before the wedding, Anton throws a wild party.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 140
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀
Rating:Â G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Angry shouting in Elvish, maybe an 'elven culture' joke
Notes: This eluvian is pining for the fjords!
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 132
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Donnic ♂, Varric ♂
Rating:Â G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Aveline is not amused, Anton is less amused,
Notes: An unexpected celebration to which no one was invited. Cullen still sucks at Wicked Grace.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 123
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Varric ♂, Merrill ♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Fenris ♂, Sebastian ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: There is so much blood in this scene, also unpleasant politics, zero relationship skills and still trying
Notes: Secrets, dirty secrets, and the Champion of Kirkwall.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 122
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Varric ♂, Merrill ♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Fenris ♂, Sebastian ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: It's a war, stabbing, angry magic, death, near-death experiences
Notes: A duel to the death, with an unexpected twist. I'M SPARTACUS.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 121
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Varric ♂, Merrill ♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Fenris ♂, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: It's a war, stabbing, angry magic, Cormac if you keep that up you're going to turn into a sylvan
Notes: The Hawkes find each other and go forth to take the keep.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 120
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Varric ♂, Merrill ♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: It's a war, stabbing, magic, BEES!?
Notes: Uh, yeah, we know it's the event of the year and all, but who invited the Knight-Commander?
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