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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 324
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Elfy humour, discussions on demons, dorky elf kids making trouble
Notes: A conversation with the Keeper that doesn't go nearly as well as Merrill had hoped.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 323
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Elfy humour, dick jokes, dorky elf kids making trouble
Notes: Merrill's still having trouble with the eluvian. Carver goes with her back up the mountain to see Marethari.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 322
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Isabela ♀, Merrill♀, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Elfy humour, philosophies on revolution
Notes: Isabela brings Merrill a gift with a story behind it. Fenris tries to decipher a gift from his sister.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 321
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Fenris ♂, Merrill♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D1)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, vomit, blood magic, Fenris has issues
Notes: It must be Tuesday, because we've got blood mages in Hightown.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 279
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀, Orana ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: "Welcome to Kirkwall. I envy those of you who didn't understand a word of that."
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 278
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀, Orana ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: Anders is nobody's master, but none of them quite believe that.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 277
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀, Orana ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: An abundance of elves move into a dilapidated, haunted estate. What could go wrong?
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 259
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Sibling rivalry, shouting about past sexual conquests, mild slut-shaming, threats of violence
Notes: Slutty Hawke and the Unexpected Whore: yet another game of Wicked Grace
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 256
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varania ♀, Merrill ♀, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, mentions of children
Notes: Varania tells Merrill her story. Merrill talks about Carver's … 'swording'. Carver is less than enthused.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 244
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke  ♂, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀
Rating:Â M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, demons, blood magic
Notes: Things do not go as well as Anton hoped.
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