[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 300
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Nathaniel Howe ♂, Temmerin Glavonik ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, nobody likes being underground, canon-typical violence, Anders has some issues
Notes: How many ogres can you fit in a thaig? Our correspondents investigate.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 299
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Nathaniel Howe ♂, Temmerin Glavonik ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, nobody likes being underground, canon-typical violence
Notes: Justice is late to this party. Natia has opinions about explosives. Messere Howe is just gonna look dismayed and roll with all of this.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 298
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Nathaniel Howe ♂,
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, Warden jokes, nobody likes being underground, roughhousing, darkspawn corpses
Notes: Catching up with Messere Howe and all the latest Warden gossip.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 297
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Nathaniel Howe ♂,
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, dwarf jokes, nobody likes being underground
Notes: Venturing down to the thaig no one ever wanted to see again, this time with more caution and a different dwarf.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 294
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: The end of more undead and one very much alive.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 293
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: As expected, that's not a treasure map, so much as a trouble map.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 292
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for porn, serious conversations while distracted
Notes: Zevran leaves behind a gift. A rather … questionable gift.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 291
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4Â V0 D1)
Warnings: Bloodplay, dick jokes, the internet is for porn, het
Notes: The end of an evening, complete with terrible humour and a pile of tangled apostates.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 290
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4Â V2 D1)
Warnings: Bloodplay, knifeplay, the internet is for porn, het
Notes: Pain, pleasure, and uncomfortable realisations.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 289
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4Â V2 D1)
Warnings: Bloodplay, knifeplay, the internet is for porn, het
Notes: Isabela declares the situation a 'festival of fuck'. Further pants are removed.
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