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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 260
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Anders ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: PTSD, lyrium withdrawal, black humour
Notes: Cullen returns. All is not well.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 258
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Sebastian ♂, Elthina ♀
Rating:Â T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Lyrium withdrawal, religious difficulties
Notes: Cullen gets a surprise visitor. Anton calls upon the Grand Cleric.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 254
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Keran ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Sibling rivalry, angst
Notes: Cullen's kindness and attention to the law finally comes back to bite him in the ass.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 253
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Aveline ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Keran ♂, Donnic ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Aveline finds the source of her problem and solves it. With her sword.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 252
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Keran ♂, Ella♀, Cullen ♂, Aveline ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Donnic ♂
Rating: M (L2 N2 S3 V2 D0)
Warnings: Non-explicit het, canon-typical violence
Notes: Shenanigans on the Knight-Captain's desk. Aveline discovers she has a problem, but Anton's willing to help fix it.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 250
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Natia Brosca ♀
Rating:Â T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, sibling rivalry, Cullen wishes he'd stayed in his office
Notes: Anton's quest for dragons in the undercity!
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 242
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke  ♂, Cullen ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: OH MY GOD ANTON, fun with turnips, more fun with artificial dragon appendages
Notes: Anton proves there's at least one dragon he can fit between his thighs.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 241
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke  ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating:Â M (L2 N3 S2 V0 D1)
Warnings: Maudlin drunkenness
Notes: Anton's troubled about the day he's had, and Cullen interrupts his love affair with the tailings of a bottle, clearly not the first of the evening.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 238
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Meredith ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S2 V0 D1)
Warnings: Groping, horseradish jokes, Tuesday in Kirkwall
Notes: Kirkwall: a love affair with crisis. Anton is on the job, whether he wants to be or not.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 227
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Keran ♂, Meredith ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Aveline ♀
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Politics, scandal
Notes: Opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one, and some of them are more foul and dangerous than others.
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