May 182015
 

Title: Three of Wands
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Cormac Hawke
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: So, we'd been joking around about Bethany looking more like Artemis than anyone else, and then I realised I should probably do something about that. Woo. Another Hawke. More awesome fashion sense. No post, because I'm a lazy sod. Yes, I should re-shoot this with Cormac's face lit from a better angle, but I'm just done for the day.
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May 182015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 70
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke , Sebastian , Anton Hawke , Anders , Artemis Hawke , Fenris
Rating: M (L2 N3 S3 V2 D1)
Warnings: Demons, violence, desire demons
Notes: Sebastian's got problems. Bethany's willing to help him solve them. Demons. Why is it always demons?
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May 182015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 69
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anders , Bethany Hawke , Sebastian , Anton Hawke , Cullen
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Oh my god Cormac, violence, politics
Notes: An assortment of loose ends. Puns. Secrets. Templar problems.
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May 182015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 68
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Isabela , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Anders , Aveline , Fenris , Sebastian
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Violence, zealotry, Fenris's mouth
Notes: Missing Qunari, trouble in the Chantry, bad news followed by worse.
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Apr 282015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 49
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Fenris , Artemis Hawke , Aveline , Bethany Hawke
Rating: T (L2 N1 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Extreme drunkenness, oh my god Artemis, zero relationship skills but trying
Notes: Fenris gets a look at Artie's new exciting underwear. So does Cormac. Artemis is extremely drunk. (So are Fenris and Cormac, to be fair…)
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Apr 142015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 42
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Anders , Cullen , Fenris
Rating: E (L4 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drinking, partying, oh my god Artemis, templar buggery
Notes: Artemis is drunk. Very, very drunk. So is Cullen. *coughs*
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Apr 142015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 37
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Anders , Fenris , Isabela , Tallis
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Stealing and stabbing
Notes: O HAY! It's the end of this Orlesian nonsense!
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Apr 072015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 34
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Anders , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Fenris , Isabela , Tallis
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Oh my god Cormac, we are not force pushing the poop, wyverns, ass-kicking, Anders gets mistaken for a prostitute, Fenris is not putting up with this shit except for the part where he is
Notes: Chateau Haine! Fuck fucking Chateau Haine, right in its Orlesian ear.
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Apr 062015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 30
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke , Carver Hawke , Leandra Amell ,  Anton Hawke , Cullen ,  Cormac Hawke , Anders
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Dried blood, scavenger hunt gone wrong, Anders is fucked the fuck up, Cullen sputters
Notes: Bethany and Carver discover they have a cousin. ANDERS AND CULLEN HAVE A CIVILISED CONVERSATION! … Almost. Ish. NOBODY GETS KILLED.
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Apr 062015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 28
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Leandra Amell , Cormac Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Anders , Fenris , Isabela
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Violence, threats of further violence, Anders has a death wish, Bethany's an Entropy mage, Fenris is irate, mages, everyone's doing Isabela except not, strong implications of femslash and het
Notes: What was that about Anders and a death wish? a.k.a, the chapter where Anders hands Fenris his ass over Artemis.
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