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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 320
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Fenris ♂, Gytha ♀, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, weaponised dildo, canon-typical violence
Notes: Dicks, dicks, and more dicks. It's a dildo shop, innit? Now with dickish dicks with extra dickery.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 319
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Fenris ♂, Gytha ♀, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, weaponised dildo
Notes: Trouble in paradise! Bandits in the dildo shop! (The Page Six referenced in this chapter is A Hopeful Development in Mage-Templar Relations by RedEris. The Gazette is still accepting Page Six submissions, if you'd like to add to the madness.)
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 313
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Varania ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Awkward family time, minor injuries, vomit mentions
Notes: More speculation, and very few conclusions.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 312
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Varania ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Awkward family time, bad decisions, vomit mentions
Notes: Stupid and dangerous adventures in magic and the Fade.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 309
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Ella ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings:Â Canon-typical violence
Notes: Troubles in the Order. Solutions by the guard.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 308
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Orana ♀
Rating: T (L2 N1 S0Â V1 D0)
Warnings: Friendly sparring, minor injuries, shirtless dudes
Notes: Another duel and an unexpected missive from within the Order.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 307
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Orana ♀
Rating: T (L2 N1 S0Â V1 D0)
Warnings: Friendly sparring, minor injuries, shirtless dudes
Notes: Some friendly sparring in the garden.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 306
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Anders ♂, Nathaniel Howe ♂
Rating: T (L2 N1 S0Â V1 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, face punching, a lot of ribbing, an unfortunate minor accident
Notes: The next morning goes as mornings go. Mayhem, ripping on siblings, and punching Cormac in the face.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 305
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Anders ♂, Nathaniel Howe ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: antagonism in bed, voyeurism, "in bed" with no bed, Anders inflicts his issues on Fenris
Notes: Anders is not yet finished, but Nate is. The party moves a bit to the left.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 304
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Anders ♂, Nathaniel Howe ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: antagonism in bed, Justice!Anders (in bed), internal watersports, voyeurism, "in bed" with no bed
Notes: Natia makes an offer. The Broody Death Elf objects to being so named. The Wardens finally finish with each other.
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